Part 11

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Winter: This is such a bad idea.

Qibli: Then why are you coming along?

Winter: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Winter: While I'm gone, Qibli, you're in charge.

Qibli: Yes!!!

Winter, whispering: Moon, you're secretly in charge.

Moon: Obviously.

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Winter: Hey Qibli,

Qibli: Yes?

Winter: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Qibli:

Qibli: Where's Moon?

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Winter: What did you do with the body?

Qibli: What didn't I do with the body?

Winter:

Qibli: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Winter: Why are your tongues purple?

Moon: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Kinkajou: I had a red one.

Winter: oh

Winter:

Winter: OH

Qibli:

Qibli: You drank each other's slushies?

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Kinkajou: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Qibli: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Moon

Moon: Probably "road work ahead".

Winter: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Winter: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Qibli:

Moon:

Kinkajou:

Everyone Else At Winter's Surprise Birthday Party:

Qibli: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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