Winter: This is such a bad idea.
Qibli: Then why are you coming along?
Winter: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Winter: While I'm gone, Qibli, you're in charge.
Qibli: Yes!!!
Winter, whispering: Moon, you're secretly in charge.
Moon: Obviously.
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Winter: Hey Qibli,
Qibli: Yes?
Winter: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Qibli:
Qibli: Where's Moon?
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Winter: What did you do with the body?
Qibli: What didn't I do with the body?
Winter:
Qibli: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
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Winter: Why are your tongues purple?
Moon: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Kinkajou: I had a red one.
Winter: oh
Winter:
Winter: OH
Qibli:
Qibli: You drank each other's slushies?
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Kinkajou: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Qibli: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Moon
Moon: Probably "road work ahead".
Winter: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Winter: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Qibli:
Moon:
Kinkajou:
Everyone Else At Winter's Surprise Birthday Party:
Qibli: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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HumorJust some fun incorrect quotes that might include Qinter or Kinkawatcher but no promises. There will be swearing