🐢Angelo: Soo we're going to meet Lea Thomas today? Like, on this very day??
🌻Spooder-Miles: Yeah, today is de day. You uh, you nervous??
🐢Angelo: NAH! Not really...Kinda. Are you nervous??
🌻Spooder-Miles: Nooo, pshaw, we got this. 's Just some meet and greet that he does to get to know the contestants, all that jazz. No big dealio. Trust me.
🐢Angelo:...You're nervous, aren't you??
🌻 Spooder-Miles: Yes 😭
🐢Angelo: Omg
🐢Angelo: If you're nervous, I'm nervous
🌻Spooder-Miles: Well you being nervous about me being nervous is making me nervous while trying not be nervous
🐢Angelo: So yous is still nervous?
🌻Spooder-Miles: I's is still nervous, sah
🌻Spooder-Miles: Alls my life I has to fight, ni-
🐢Angelo: ITS GONNA BE FINE! You just gotta set the mood when you're meeting a celebrity. Rq, pretend you're a celeb rn
🌻Spooder-Miles: Uhh. Which one, tho
🐢Angelo: Does it really matter??
🌻Spooder-Miles: UH, YEUAH. If I'm Michael B. Jordan, you can't just talk to me like you're talking to Steve Harvey
🌻Spooder-Miles: That boy is fine, lemme tell you
🐢Angelo: omg i love family fued
🌻Spooder-Miles: Dude. We gotta focus 👊
🐢Angelo: Oh, right. 👊
Well then just...Pretend you're Jackie Chan
🌻Spooder-Miles: Brooo, Karate Kid, tho? 👏Fi-👏-re
🐢Angelo: Mr. Han is my idol fr 🔥
🐢Angelo: ACK, FOCUS, JACKIE CHAN
🌻Spooder-Miles: Oh, ye
*ahem* "ah, hello you surprisingly short and for some reason green child. How are you this fine evening?"
wait, what time is it rn? Like, in the scenario?
🐢Angelo: 3:30. Obv.
🌻Spooder-Miles: Word. I love 3:30
🌻Spooder-Miles: "How are you this evening, me boy?"
wiat, nah, that's crazy- "How are you this evening??"
🐢Angelo: "Hello there, Mr. Jackie Chan, you absolute legend, sir. My name is Michelangelo Hamato, I'm pleased to meet you! Big BIG fan!"
🌻Spooder-Miles: 👌"Yes yes, what would you desire to converse about in this fine haberdashery?"
🐢Angelo: Brah, it's Jackie Chan. Not Sir Reginald Hargreeves.
🌻Spooder-Miles: I KNOW AIGHT, IM SORRY, IM TERRIFIED OUT OF MY MINDD
🐢Angelo: JUST STOP BEING SCARED
🌻Spooder-Miles: Right, and if I'm diagnosed with Cancer, how about I just cure myself
🐢Angelo: Oh
🐢Angelo: Oh now I see
🐢Angelo: You right bro, my fault 🙃
🌻Spooder-Miles: Let's just face the facts, we're screwed.
🐢Angelo: Yeahh, ur probably right
🐢Angelo: So see you there?
🌻Spooder-Miles: Heggs ye
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☼♡ The Distant River ♡☼
FanfictionAfter the battle with the Kraang, Leo had to be bedridden in the hospital for a while, while Donnie and Raph did their best to help clean up the city. Mikey was stuck at home, his hands and arms scarred from trying to open the portal to bring Leo ba...
