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☆ The song(1/2)

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(In this story, the lyrics to muffin are altered slightly)
[Skeppy's pov]

Mindlessly scrolling Twitter on my computer, I feel myself grow bored. I already recorded multiple videos today and really don't feel like playing any more. I'd go for a walk but rain is falling in buckets outside.

Eventually I click off Twitter and transfer to YouTube, where I continue to scroll. Video after video of uninteresting clickbait.

I think I should get off the computer for now. I'll just check my notifications and-

Wait what's this?

An upload from bad with a bright pink thumbnail greets me. The title reads "MUFFIN: official music video"

I completely forgot he was working on a song! Looks like it features cg5, hyper potions, and puffy. I'd be lying if I said I was a little bummed out I didn't get to feature in it. I mean, I am his best friend! Who better to have in your song?

Eh, it doesn't matter. That much.

Clicking on the video, my computer takes a split second to load before the video begins playing.

It starts with a with bad saying "oh my gosh I love you!" Followed by some cheery music. Even though it's not directed at me, I still feel my heart skip a beat.

The song continues to play.

I'm thinkin'
Thinkin' about you, muffin
When I wake up, I'm thinkin'
Thinkin' about you, muffin
You know I love you
Ten times more than candy
Ten times more than cake
Thinkin', thinkin' about you.

Aw, these lyrics are so cute. I wonder who it's about?

Ding dong, trick or treat
I was knockin' at your door every week
And Your words sound sweeter than cookies
What a great gift like a basket of goodies
But you were cold as an ICEE
And I got a little bit of a brain freeze
I could speak your language (language!)
If you just let me
Let me in

I giggle at the language reference.

I don't need a dating app
'Cause I've got a Candy Crush on you
But you broke me like 14 times
Left my heart on you, stuck in my mind
Now I'm scrolling and paroling through your Instagram feed
No, I'm not trolling but you're all I wanna see
Insanity approaching, man, I'm drinkin' jealousy
Like a Coca-Coly, oh-wee

I blush a bit at the lyrics. I can't believe he snuck in a 14 joke.

Uh oh spaghetti-o!
I really wanna talk to you, you know?

Every day I'm thinkin'
Thinkin' about you, muffin
When I lie down, I'm thinkin'
Thinkin' about you, muffin
You know I love you
You're cuter than a puppy
Prettier than a kitty-cat
Thinkin', thinkin' about you (alright, alright)

That's a really old meme! I can't believe he remembers!

They're both angels, like a fruit cake
Got a halo and he's lookin' at a diamond bae
'Stream with me, I wanna be your eboy!'
He's gon' minin for diamonds, ayy, what a lover boy!

I've been lookin' in a jar full of jelly beans
Counting all the times he sighs at his screen
Baby, he loves you, yeah, you were meant to be
With a Ring Pop, he'll get down on one knee,
'Marry me!'

Puffy sounds amazing! It sounds like her lyrics are about bad, judging by the halo part? What was that about him 'looking for a diamond bae?'

There was a lot of diamond references.. is this about.. me?

No, no. I'm not that lucky.

Willy Wonka, Willy, Willy Wonka
I'ma be your chocolatier
Oompa loompa, doopity-doo
You're the one I need
So have no fear (aye-aye-aye-yah)

The music video scene is of bad's Minecraft skin sitting in a boat on Willy wonka's chocolate river, and he's sitting next to.. ME?!

Can I call you mine?
Be my valentine
The man of my dreams
Let me kiss you like Hershey's (oh-oh-oh)

The lyrics leave me flustered again. The video has bad holding a heart shaped box of chocolates. I pause the video, and look at the box.

In on corner, it says 'from: bad, to: s-' and bad's hand is covering the rest. Who's name starts with s?

I pray with all of my being that it's supposed to say 'to: Skeppy'. But it's probably not good to get my hopes up too much.

I can keep the doctor away (away)
'Cause your love heals me every day
And every day I'm thinking (hey)
Every day I'm thinkin'
Every day I'm thinkin'
Thinkin' about you (language!)

Again, general cute love song lyrics. Im still surprised it's so gushy.. but I'd be lying if I said I didn't adore hearing bad say stuff like that.

Thinkin', thinkin' about you, muffin
When I wake up, I'm thinkin'
Thinkin' about you, muffin
You know I love you
Your smile's sweeter than candy
Laughter's sweeter than cake
Thinkin', thinkin' about you
You bet I'm thinking about you

Hey
Da-da-di-da-yuh
Da, da, da, da-da-da
Hey!
Da-da-di-da-yuh
Da, da, da-da-da

I love you ten times more than candy
Ten times more than cake
Thinkin', thinkin' about you

The song fades out as it ends, still leaving me flustered. Before the video ends, text appears on the screen

'Dedicated to my favorite Diamond man.'

'My favorite Diamond man'? Is that supposed to be.. me?

The song is dedicated... to.. me..

Oh my god..

(To be continued?)