Attack of the German Dogs

All's fair in Germans and war

We look around for a way to escape the tree, to no avail. The big bad brain-eating dogs, almost half way through the base of the tree. Nigel is a good tree eater. We see Poopy Toopy, in the distance watering his garden, even though the rain is pelting the ground. Poopy Toopy has no ears or eyes so he could not help us. We thought of waiting for the tree branch to grow enough for us to climb over to the other tree which was around 20 metres out of reach. Realising the tree wouldn't grow enough we thought we were dead

Jamahl suddenly with all of his 35 braincells came up with a genius plan, "Break the fence!" he blurted "If the fence breaks they will run off and eat someone else!" It was a great idea but we had no way of doing it. But then, I looked over at my beloved gas tank that I was given when I was only a baby. I have always kept it in my treehouses, a lot of them burnt down but my gas tank has survived with me. My gas tank has a special place in my heart. My father gave it to me before he left for the milk, That's all I have left from him. Everything else burnt.

Jamahl explains to me how it's our only chance and he will buy me a new gas tank when we get out of here, I think for a few seconds and realise that I won't be able to fulfil my dreams and all that I have planned for the future, I go to the gas tank and roll it over to the edge where the fence is below, I attach a molotov onto it, and drop it. As it's falling, I remember all the memories of my father, although there aren't many as he got lost while I was very young. It hits the ground and the molotov breaks and blows the gas tank up, creating a massive hole in the fence.

The 3 dogs run out and go feed on the weirdo from across the street, and then end Poopy Toopy. He was a good man. The dogs were never seen again. The storm instantly stops, Jamahl and I climb down the tree and then the treehouse instantly despawns. We feel safe. Abruptly, out of nowhere an Ostrich spawns and jumps onto Jamahl and bites his head off, The End.