Renegade// Criston Cole / Davina Targaryen

6. Be The Asshole

Everyone said they were sorry, everyone wondered what Davina would do. She was one to be rash, quick to temper and her baby would be killed. Did they think she would hurt her baby in a fit of rage if something went wrong? Certainly a stupid thought. 

Davina would never hurt her baby boy. Never hurt her Aemond. She was ready to pound the next person that looked at her wrong though. 

If it wasn't one Targaryen sibling having a little meltdown it was the other. Davina had her turn last moon when she birthed a little boy into the world and she was sore and stretched and disgusted. She lived in the bath for a weak. Now it was back to Viserys. He had lost an arm and yeah it had been almost a year since that day, that dreaded day. They both had a bad day. They should have took it as a warning.

"So if you're wondering why I look like shit, I lost an arm and I'm not doing good. So... lucky me." Viserys remarked. " I don't know how you handle it. Being the center of attention all the time. It's exhausting. Everyone trying to cater to me, walking on eggshells around me, worrying about me, and then I can't tell them that... I'm scared, because then I wouldn't be brave and inspiring."

"We all love you so much Vis." Davina reminded him.

"Yeah. That's the hard part." Viserys agreed and Davina chuckled shifting Aemond in her arms.

"I don't want to overstep..." Davina began.

"But you always do." Viserys countered.

"But I always do." Davina agreed. "Okay hear me out but have you considered... being an asshole?" Viserys laughed out and it felt good to laugh.

"No I'm serious. That's my strategy. I like to be just enough of a bitch that if it were to come out I might die, no one's upset." Davina offered and Viserys shook his head staring back at her, a smile creeping up her face. " They're just sort of like, 'Cool, when?"

"Davina!" Viserys declared.

"I'm partially joking, you have to be sad when I die and so does this little man." Davina agreed. "And Criston as well because he will no longer have my gorgeous self to guard and his life will lose purpose."

"Thanks Dav." Criston agreed from the door and she blew him a kiss. 

"Viserys, you and me got to get the fuck up and stop letting these stupid things in life get us down." Davina declared. 

"An arm-"

"You have two. You lost the spare, dont lose this one." Davina offered. 

"Thanks." Viserys agreed. "Good advice." 

"It is good advice. Which is why we have two eyes, two legs and men have two testicles so one can be used as an example." Davina went on and both men covered their manhood. Davina chuckled looking between Criston and Viserys. 

"I'm not taking cocks right this moment." Davina assured. "Okay? Great, glad we got that cleared up." 

"I need a bath." Viserys remarked.

"You do, this place reeks." Davina agreed. "Okay my sister duty is done, lets roll Criston." Criston tipped his head to Viserys. 

"Your advice is always appreciated sister!" Viserys called after her. 

"Be an ass hole! Be the ass hole!" Davina called back to him. 

"I don't think you are an ass hole Davina. I like you Davina." Criston countered.

"That's because I have skillfully manipulated you into thinking I am the sun the moon and the stars." Davina teased.

"Who says you arent?" Criston countered.

"I have you trained good." Davina declared and Criston laughed out. "Come on, this little man is hungry and I would rather not whip my breasts out in the halls."

"Good call." Criston agreed leading her back. 

"Hey... thank you for this past moon." Davina remarked as he pushed open her door. "I... it was a lot. I'm grateful to have you." 

"Always." Criston agreed. 

"I have never been good with kids and... well... turns out you are... so just thanks for being a friend through all of this." Davina added. 

"Of course Davina. I'm here for you." Criston assured. "Whatever you need. You are the closest thing I have to family."