WTH [GonKillu] and [LeoPika]

Zushi's (un)secret diary

3rd person, following Killua and Zushi

"ZUSHI" Killua bellows, storming up to the shorter male.

Zushi looks up from his history reading. "Yah?" He calls calmly. Killua reaches Zushi and flings his phone into the poor boy's face. Zushi arcs his back to get a clearer, more distinct vision of whatever there is on the screen. But before he can even squint, Killua's arm shot back into position as he stares at the phone.

Zushi is definitely annoyed now. "Whatever the hell is it, Kiruna-"

"Killua, or Kirua, but never ever call me Kiruna."

"-Kirua?"

Killua stares at Zushi. "So~ Zushi, you've got such clear conscience, yeah? No secrets?"

"No...?"

"No secret vents and stuff?"

"No."

"Not even a secret crush???"

"Nope." Zushi returns to his reading. Killua lets out a disappointed sigh.

"So, everything you post here is true?" Says Killu, waving his phone about.

"If you're talking about my online diary, yes." Zushi answers calmy.

"You go under '@AnonymousZ_SushiRoll'?" Killua asks, his eyes widening.

Zushi shrugs. "The website names us. We get to add stuff, to mark our individuality though."

"Us?"

"Website users." Zushi explains. "This is kinda like Quora Digest, but with more vents, stories, and teen stuff than the bizarre questions and weird stories."

"Without weird stories???" Killua exclaims, "Shi-chan, there are more weird stories in here than I can find than on Quora!"

Zushi shrugs. "Maybe you just didn't explore Quora to its full extent, Killu. And mind your grammar." He adds. Killua ignores the last comment. He reads from Zushi's latest entry;
"Yoo-hoo world!!! (Zushi whisper-snaps, "what are you doing?"; Killua ignores him)

"Today was bizarre. You know what happened? Nope, no you don't (unless you do) because I haven't told you - yet.

"Bro you are not going to believe this: It rained for the first time in three weeks. (Killua: "are you serious?"; Zushi shrugs) "A massive fight started out in the hallway, just as I was running late for my class. Talk about bad luck. I feel like I'm that guy from a video game I played." (Nagito from Danganronpa for some reason =0)

Killua pauses for breath.

"Actually, it's pretty entertaining. I'm starting to like school, smiley face - wow... congratulations, Shi."

Zushi looks up from his reading,"...thanks?" He says, not remotely sure why he's thanking Killua.

"And here's an entry update!" Killua exclaims loudly and clears his throat,"Eleven forty-five - almost lunchtime.

"I take it back, school sucks, lunchtime comes soooo late - oh." Killua's face falls, "Never mind, it's great - oh!" Killua's face lights up, "They serve AMAZING lunches, awesome. Like in a party, there's food everywhere - it's an all-you-can-eat- yes it is," says Killua haughtily. He resumes reading; "-though this is a little grandiose for me... I gotta ask for the recipes for desserts here, they're delicious! I'd like to make some for Master. At this part, the comments are going haywire, Shi-chan," Killua observes, scrolling through the commenting section.

"Oh it's alright, they do that all the time- assuming is their thing. At first I tried to explain, but it's exhausting work, and I'm not wasting my precious entertainment time on their bullshit, so I was like, 'Yeah, yeah m'kay, I do have a Zaddy', or otherwise the more 'adult' ones-" He draws air quotes with his fingers,"-think I'm working for a rich guy and question me about it, so I just play along, like, 'Uh-huh! My wages are usually pretty high, except on weekends, they're higher', that kind of thing."

"Are you serious?" Killua laughs.

"Very," says Zushi, doing a seriously good job keeping a straight face.

"I... am really impressed. Link me up with the website?"

Zushi shrugs. "Sure."

"Actually, never mind... I don't think I'll write there considering you will know who I am."

Zushi snaps his book shut. "Shut the fuck up. Make up your mind RIGHT NOW, because I'm not taking second thoughts. Choose, Boo, now or ✨nevva✨."

"No."

"Good."

"Why?!" Killua yelps, stung.

"Because setting up an account is tedious work, and even if you had said 'yes', I wouldn't've agreed to help you." Zushi smiles coolly.

"You," says Killua bitterly, " are the epitome of bluntness."

"Thanks," Zushi replies, "I think we should head to class now. Toodles!"

He slings his bag over his shoulders and saunters off.

Killua stares after him, "What the hell."