Moonstalker

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Hello.

I am happy.

I have thirteen days of academic prison left, (School) And during the summer I could write more!

And I have some big plans for my quinter fanfic.

And I just watched a very emotional winterwatcher map. I don't ship it. But the map really touched my heart.

Today I will be addressing Moonslaker because I'm running out of ships.

Me: (Teleports Jade Winglet)

Winter: Hi.

Qibli: Oh- This again.

Kinkajou: (Slams hello kitty briefcase on the floor dramatically) It's ship time.

Me: Ship Time!!!!

moon: Great! I'm actually liking this ship review stuff.

(Bunnybro hops on to my keyboard and opens the tab with the moonstalker fanart)

Moon: NEVERMIND

Me: Today we will be talking about Moonstalker.

Kinkajou: OOH! CAN I INTRODUCE THE CHARACTERS!?!?!?!

Me: Sure...

Turtle: (Whispering to me) Brace yourself...

Kinkajou: Darkstalker, an evil Nightwing who had animus powers, tried to destroy Phyrria, and he was brutally murdered by me, Kinkajou! By the magnificent fruit, the strawberry!

Peril: (On the floor dying)

Winter: Can I do moon?

Me: Go ahead!

Winter: So, Moon is a Nightwing with mindreading powers, and she gets visions and stuff like that, she uh, was raised in the rainforest, and she has black scales.

Qibli: (Clapping uncontrollably) YAy! Bravo!

Winter: (An itty bitty smile faintly appears on his face).

moon: Uuuummmmm...

Peril: Ok, what do we think of the ship?

Moon: First of all, HE'S LIKE 2000 YEARS OLDER THAN ME!!!!

Qibli: THEY HAD NO ROMANCE WHAT SO EVEr.

Turtle: AGREED

Me: Okay, can we give our readers a more in-depth explanation?

Winter: Well, aside from the age gap, the ship is still horrible because Darkstalker kind of manipulated Moon...

Peril: (On the wiki) True.... and he tried to build trust with her, only to manipulate her.

Turtle: Moon was the first dragon Darkstalker trusted after he got out of the sleeping spell.

Qibli: No, I don't think I ship this.

Moon: THREE MOONS, THANK YOU!!!!

Kinkajou: I don't ship it.

Me: raise hand if you ship Moonstalker.

Turtle: (Raises hand then quickly puts it down)

Me: (Narrows eyes at Turtle)

Qibli: .....YEET THE CHILD (Throws Turtle out the window)

Turtle: IT WAS JUST A JOKE (Lands in the neighbors pool)








That was fun to write.

Goodbye.

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