I will be explaining what i think of WOF ships and if you don't agree with me thats okay! I hope my nine (I think) years of school taught me something about persuasive writing lol.
Me: Hello. Today we will analyze.... Sunbli. Let's teleport the Jade Winglet here.
>POOF<
Moon: Yes! We haven't done this in like, 4 days!
Me: Ya, um, sorry about that...
Qibli: When does this book end!?
Me: Once every single ship in the fandom has been analyzed.
Moon: EVERY SHIP!?!?!?!
Turtle: EVEN THE CURSED ONES!?!?!?
Me: Oh, especially the cursed ones...
Peril: What is the ship?
Me: Sunbli.
Qibli: Me and Sundew?
Winter: It could be Sunny....
Me: Your right Winter! Don't worry though, were gonna do Sundew x Qibli next chapter.
Moon: NO.
Me: Chill! That ship doesn't exist at all!
Me: Unless... (Googles Sundew x Qibli) Nope.
Qibli: THANK GOD.
Me: Anyway, lets talk about Sunbli. I have developed a theory on why this ship exists. So, the Sunny fans wanted Sunny to find true love. And they were like, hhhhhmmmm.... We should pare her with another popular Sandwing character! And of course, that would be Qibli. Then, what do you know, this happens.
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Ok, wtf this is seriously so disgusting.
Qibli: Im gonna go bleach my eyes.
Kinkajou: HOW IS THIS SHIP LEGAL!?!?!?
Moon: Peril, don-
Peril: (Burned my computer)
Turtle: It wasn't the computers fault!
Me: Magically fixes the computer)
Peril: Hee hee, sorry.
Me: THe ship sucks because....
Winter: Qibli's like her adopted brother!
Kinkajou: THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER!!!!
Me: I agree with both of you, and they just....
Qibli: We don't ship it.
Winter: AGREED.
Me: Ok guys, I think this chapter is coming to an end.
Turtle: Goodbye.
Okay, we got that ship over with.
Sorry for not updating in a while.
I'm so happy, 609 reads! And thank you to everyone who voted :)
I gotta do Sunkat soon. But I need a break from cursed ships, I need something cute.
