I will be explaining what i think of WOF ships and if you don't agree with me thats okay! I hope my nine (I think) years of school taught me something about persuasive writing lol.
Today the Jade Winglet is coming over and we are going over....
Claynami. That is Clay and Tsunami.
Ok, lets teleport them here.
Me: (Snaps fingers)
(Everyone appears out of thin air)
Qibli: Hi! long time no see!
Winter: Oh- wait, this again!?!
Kinkajou: YES
Moon: How bad is the ship?
Me: heee hee!
Turtle: (slowly backing away towards the door)
Peril: DOES IT INVOLVE ANY OF US!?!?!?
Me: (Facepalms)
Me: everyone sit down.
Qibli: Ok!
Me: alright, this is probably one of the worst ship that the fandom has ever invented.
Winter: Worse than Turtlewatcher?
Me: YYYEEEESSS...
Turtle: That is not reassuring.
Kinkajou: It can't be that bad!
Me: Presenting.... Claynami! (men't to open tab on computer with the Claynami fan art, but accidentally opened the tab with the half written quinter fanfic instead)
Qibli: WHY DOES IT SAY MY NAME
Winter: YOU BETTER NOT BE WRITING ABOUT US!!!
Kinkajou: EEEEEEEEE QUINTER
Me: Oops- wrong tab! (Pulls up the Claynami images)
Peril: Is that Clay and Tsunami?!?!?
Moon: We can't let Tsunami see this-
Peril: (Breathes fire on the computer, burning it) Done.
Everyone: (Awkwardly staring at the burn't computer)
Me: (Snaps fingers and the computer isn't burn't anymore)
Me: So, do we ship it?
The whole Jade Winglet: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: Why?
Moon: THEY DON'T LOVE EACH OTHER ROMANTICALLY
Qibli: TSUNAMI HAS RIPTIDE!
Winter: IT'S DISGUSTING.
Me: Ok, so this ship sucks because Tsunami and Clay don't have feelings for each other at all, and that time in the first book, where they escaped from under the mountain together, they were just friends! We don't ship it. Ripnami is dumb, but not horribly stupid as this ship.
Turtle: Dear readers, if you ship this, please reconsider!
Kinkajou: Fan art!
Me: OH YEAH!
Me: Oh look! theres some Clue art on here!
Peril: I don't think I want to know what that is...
(Its Clay x Blue)
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Ok, we are done.
Me: Bye guys!
Jade winglet: Bye! (Gets teleported back to Jade Mountain)
