I will be explaining what i think of WOF ships and if you don't agree with me thats okay! I hope my nine (I think) years of school taught me something about persuasive writing lol.
Anyway, we have some special visitors here for this chapter!
presenting....
The Jade Winglet!
Me: Magically teleports Moon, Winter, Qibli, Peril, Turtle, and Kinkajou into my room where I'm writing this.
Winter: GAAGH!!!! WHERE ARE WE?!?!?
Qibli: THREE MOONS ARE YOU A SCAVENGER!?!?!?
Me: I-
Peril: (Currently burning down my bedroom wall) Hello, firescales over here!
Me: Oh- (Snaps fingers at the flames and they disapear and the wall is fixed)
Me: (Snaps fingers again at Peril and now she can't burn anything) Ok, now thats fixed.
Turtle: IT TALKED!!!
Moon: (Frantically running around the room)
Me: Everyone, calm down! You see, I have some sort of strange scavenger animus powers, and i could snap my fingers to make objects do my bidding! I used my powers so we could communicate!
(Awkward silence)
Me: Um, You see, i brought you guys here so we could discuss a ship!
Qibli, Winter, and Moon: Does it involve us?
Me: Nope!
Winter: whew!
Moon: (Coming back to reality) Three moons...
Me: Cause i already explained those ships!
Winter: (Sitting in the corner crying)
Kinkajou: EEEEEEEEE!!!!! SHIPPING!!!!
Turtle: OH NO
Moon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?
Me: What, she can't be that bad.
Qibli: So, uh, what ship is it?
Me: (Turns on computer and googles Blacier fanart) Presenting.. BLACIER!
Winter: (Gasps) Auntie Glacier!
Qibli: (Is on the floor dying of laughter)
Peril: Three moons, can we just get to the shipping already?!?!?
Me: Fine, fine! First, we introduce the characters. Blaze, a stuck up female sandwing princess, the only one who wasn't brutally killed in the Brightest Night, was allied with Queen Glacier of the Icewings. Queen Glacier, allied with Blaze because if Blaze were to become queen of the Sandwings, Glacier would get a tremendous amount of land from the Sandwings.
Winter: Um, for your information, its QUEEN GLACIER.
Qibli: Shut up, Igloo Face!
Me: What do you guys think of this ship?
Kinkajou: THEY'RE ADORABLE
Turtle: Well, I don't think it's very good because all the sandwing princess's are shipped with there allies. It's kinda weird.
Qibli: She didn't love Blaze! She loved territory!
Kinkajou: NO.
Me: You guys do have a point...
Moon: Blaze uses Glacier as protection. She doesn't actually love her!
Peril: Ya! In The Brightest Night, she wants Glacier to fight Burn for her! ...Or was it Blister?
Me: It's official. We don't ship it.
Winter: (Nods)
(My pet rabbit comes out of no where and eats the three week old dorito off the floor)
Kinkajou: OMG IS THAT A BUNNY!?!?!?
Me: Yes, this is Bunnybro. (prying the dorito out of his jaws but fails and he ends up eating the dorito) >Sighs<
Me: Do you wanna hold him?
Kinkajou: (Lost for words as I put Bunnybro into the pink dragons lap.
Turtle: So do you add a picture to the post, or...
Me: in fact, I do!
Me: (Opens tab with the Blacier fan art) Who wants to choose a picture?
Qibli: ME!!!!
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Qibli: hee hee, Glacier looks like Winter!
Winter: (Blushing) Wha- WHAT?
Peril: (Giggling)
Moon: Can I add one?
Me: Sure! (Gestures to the keyboard and half eaten mouse that Bunnybro chewed)
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Turtle: I think Blacier looks kind of like Quinter.
Qibli: (Blushing like crazy)
Winter: IM NOT GAY
Moon: (On the floor in the same spot Qibli was dying of laughter)
Kinkajou:(Still has Bunnybro in her lap) Three moons, Turtle! Your right!
Me: Ok, I think the chapters over! (Has mouse over the 'publish' button.
Everyone including Moon laying on the floor: BYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!
A/N: Guys, this was different. Kinda cringe. But I loved writing it!
Should I invite Jade Winglet again, or other dragons? Let me know!
