Alright, @WallpaperRabies is coming too cuz ya! (Warning, Wallpaper was most likely going through her daily existential crisis during this)
(Teleports... THE LIVING THINGS)
Wallpaper: Wha- Three moons, Winter is that you!?!?! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN (runs over and hugs a very confused and somewhat proud winter.
Qibli: Why is there a scavenger hugging my boyfrien- I MEAN WINTER
Me: Ha ha ha, I knew you two were dating! Anyways, I brought my friend, wallpaper with me!
Moon: More the merrier!
Turtle: Wait, how many ships are left?
Peril: (Yanks calendar from somewhere and it turns to ashes) Oops.
Me: PERIL YOU REALIZED THIS IS THE 4TH THING IN MY ROOM YOU'VE BURNED IN LIKE THE PAST 5 WEEKS
Peril: I'm sorry! I just.... IT WAS THE SCALES FAULT
Kinkajou: She's been using that excuse a LOT lately.
Wallpaper: Lemme check! (Opens wattpad on P.C)
Wallpaper: (Starts crying her eyes out.)
ME: Wallpaper, what's wrong!?!?
Winter: Oh no, this chapter thirty seven!
Qibli: What, NO!!! This can't end now, are you sure we have to end it?
Me: Look, I've been kind of lazy lately, and... argh, I'm not COMPLETELY SURE this is gonna officially be the last one, but, I've got to end this somewhere...
Peril: (Showing no emotion or sadness whatsoever) Can- can we get on with the ship analysis?
Wallpaper: Ya, how do you guys do this anyway?
Me: WELL... we uh, just talk about things we likeee about le shipsss????
Wallpaper: I understood that perfectly!
Moon: So, Wallpaper, do you ship Lynx and Snowfall?
Wallpaper: WITH MY LIFEEEEEEEE (Glares) But of course, I prefer Quinter
Winter: (Blushes)
Qibli: (Twines tail around Winter's) I love that ship too!
Turtle: (Dies of laughter)
Moon: Can you give us some reasons why you ship them?
Wallpaper: Because they are mean't to be!
Me: Okay, I ship this, because their cute together, and Lynx always calms Snowfall down when she mad, and, uh, IT'S JUST A WHOLESOME HEALTHY SHIP
Literally everyone on the planet: (Claps)
Me: (Bows)
SOME REAL REASONS TO SIP THIS FOR MOONS SAKE:
1. they cute :D
2. They got no trust issues whatsoever, and really healthy!
3. We all love our gay icewings, let's be honest. (I can't explain, their just the gayest tribe.)
4. Lynx calms her down when she gets all mad
5. Lynx is awesome
6. Don't worry, I'm all for Snowfall, I love her.
STOP SHIPPING LYNXTER AND SKYFALL AND HAZELFALL
Peril: We done?
Me: uh, we went over the ship so...
Qibli: >sniff< Does that mean it ends? (Is holding back tears)
Kinkajou: Can we have a party tomorrow or something?
Me: Eh, sure why not?
Qibli: YAY PARTY
Winter: YASSSS
Me: Alright, I'mma send you dragons back to Phyrrhia now, byeeeee!
(They all disappear)
Wallpaper: Um, how do I get back to my home?
Me: Eh, you can walk!
Wallpaper: NO WAY!!! Do the weird magic thing and put me back in my house now!
Me: You arn't even that far away!
Wallpaper: (Glares intensely)
Me: Argh, fine. (Teleports her back home) Byeee bestieee!
>:D Have a good life peoples, and warrior cats, and dragons!
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Wings of Fire Ship Opinions
FanfictionI will be explaining what i think of WOF ships and if you don't agree with me thats okay! I hope my nine (I think) years of school taught me something about persuasive writing lol.
