𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨 || 𝙟𝙤𝙖𝙤 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙭

𝘁 𝘄 𝗲 𝗻 𝘁 𝘆 𝘀 𝗶 𝘅

FANGIRLING
"i wish you could see the stupid smiles i get when i think of you"

~lyla~

IMESSAGE
sugondeez

mitchy 🧎‍♀️
guys

ferry boat girl ⛴️
i'm scared

virgin mery
what tf did you do

ferry boat girl ⛴️
please don't tell me u already fucked a
british man
it's been like two weeks lyla

virgin mery
this is why we can't leave this
kid alone

ferry boat girl ⛴️
he was prob old too
all british men are old

virgin mery
yesss
with the beard that isnt long enough
to be a full on beard but not short enough
to be like stubble

ferry boat girl ⛴️
that was oddly specific mer

virgin mery
i may or may not have
experience with british men
🤷‍♀️

ferry boat girl ⛴️
ur fucking weird

virgin mery
IT WAS THE ACCENT
ISTG

mitchy 🧎‍♀️
guys

ferry boat girl ⛴️
oh sorry
forgot about u

virgin mery
damn

ferry boat girl ⛴️
I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
😭

mitchy 🧎‍♀️
GUYS

ferry boat girl ⛴️
YES MA'AM

mitchy 🧎‍♀️
i did something bad

virgin mery
oh wow really 😱

ferry boat girl ⛴️
was that supposed to be sarcastic

virgin mery
idk
she is always doing bad things
and getting herself into shit

ferry boat girl ⛴️
well it wasn't funny

virgin mery
bro ur talking
deez nuts and ur mom jokes aren't
funny anymore

ferry boat girl ⛴️
yes they are

mitchy 🧎‍♀️
me and joão kissed

virgin mery
no they aren't
every word that comes out of ur
mouth is automatically not funny

ferry boat girl ⛴️
LIES
U KNOW THATS NOT TRUE
UR JUS MAD CAUSE IM FUNNIER
THAN U

virgin mery
ok now that's going a bit far

ferry boat girl ⛴️
go cry to someone who gives a
shit buddy