Lifers
First death: babe can you help i cant open the pickle jar
SCAR: babe??
First death: wh
First death: scar why are you in the e2 groupchat?
First death: aren't you all the way in hermit city?
Winner: Timmy wdym??
First death: GRIAN???
Petal: Jimmy, sweetie, this is the wrong group chat.
Petal: Honey you literally have our DMs pinned at the top of the screen how did you mess this up
Petal: Also, what makes you think I can open the jar? You were the one who said I was weak from my hollow bones.
First death: nno i take it back pls babe sweetheart the love of my life scott please open the pickle jar lizzie wants pickles and shes gonna kill me if i dont open the jar
Petal: Hollow bones. Can't open it.
First death: YOURE STRONG YOU DONT HAVE HOLLOW BONES PLS OPEN PLS OPLS PSL I WILL GIVE YOU A KISS I WILL KEEP JOEL OUT NEXT TIME JUST DONT LET LIZZIE KILL ME
Petal: Why does Lizzie want pickles anyway?
First death: IDK BUT SHES THREATENING ME
Petal: Alright, I'm on my way.
Hands: okay, so is anyone gonna question the fact that TIMMY called SCOTT BABE??
Hands: or, i dont know,,,
Hands: BOTHER ASKING WHY?
Winner: Stfu Martyn I'm currently spying on Jimmy
Sizzle: ,,,should we be worried
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The Superior Class (E2)
fishfucker supreme: Hey, Lizzie, why do you want pickles? And why are you threatening Jimmy over it?
fishfucker supreme: Alright, who the fuck changed my name?
Dragon man: You gotta admit its funny
fishfucker supreme: Fwhip.
Dragon man: IT WAS KATHERINE I PROMISE
Flower Power: Whatt, pshhh, nooooo
fishfucker supreme: Katherine.
Taller gal: oh, i wanted to see if i could scare our cats with it!
Taller gal: also joel because joel was acting weirdly like a cat lately...
Taller gal: eating fish, trying to push jimmy's cup off of the table, clinging to me like the cats do...
Demon Fucker: Furry
irrelevant fishfucker: IM NOT A FURRY
irrelevant fishfucker: EXCUSE YOU IM NOT IRRELEVANT WHO DID THIS
Flower Power: Okay, that one was Joey.
irrelevant fishfucker: i hope ur in the next life series joey. i will kill you immediately
fishfucker supreme: Joel, bestie, you can't kill as a green.
irrelevant fishfucker: I DONT CARE MARTYN KILLED REN WHEN HE WASNT SUPPOSED TO
Scott Simp: oh dearest sister i have opened the jar!
The Wurst: why are you calling her dearest sister
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