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Embarrassing Stories

Crush
His name is Dylan, he's 17, and hawt. He's taller than me also which is a plus and likes a bunch of the things I do which makes it seems, to some friends, we are soulmates. I was the last person to get to the table because I had to run an errand for my math teacher. Once there, he sat so fucking close. I mean if it was a four corner square, I would be in the bottom right and him in the top left. My friend Tia was in front of me, Meghan was on my right and Ken was in front of Meghan. As usual, we were sharing a Gatorade. We were laughing and talking so loud and pervertedly. Yes we are perverts. We are in high school. He sat with his friends and since it was their only day sitting there, I didn't say anything because they were in our area. Usually I would snap and cause a scene but I was hungry from not eating that day or the previous day, I don't know why. I devoured my pizza and was about to eat the stuff crust when I asked for the Gatorade. My cup had got a pickle spit into it so I threw it away and was doing a waterfall. (Holding the bottle above my mouth where it doesn't touch my lips) Meghan hit the bottle and blue Gatorade spilled all over my hair, shirt, and shoes. How it missed my pants I have no idea. The worse part was that it soaked my bra and left a stain on my left boob so it looked like I was lactating. It was bad enough that Gatorade flew out my nose and eyes when she hit the bottle. Not only did I choke but she has man hands. So i went to the bathroom and cleaned my shirt as much as I could and rinsed some of the juice out my hair. I walked back to the table and not only were my friends laughing, I was too, but my crush was laughing. I mean they laughed at our conversation the whole time anyway so eh but I never told them about Dylan but Meghan somehow knew I liked him which made it even more hilarious. So while we were leaving, we wanted to go the way we usually did but bitches had to be ghetto and started twerking. I turned and went the other way which was the way Dylan went. Now his ass is amazing, let me point that out. I slipped on some water and my hand grazed his ass. I was high for a second but I realized that I shouldn't have worn my converse that day because they lost their traction. That's me being 'normal' around my crush. I was extensively perverted and louder than usual. And because of Tia spitting out her fucking pickle in my cup, I was embarrassed in front of my crush. We it was hilarious which makes me still laugh at it with them. That's where being 'normal' will get you, embarrassed. Well I wasn't really embarrassed but it was embarrassing for my crush to see me drenched in blue Gatorade. And then he laughed. I mean he talked to me after school about it because I had on a huge sweatshirt and its fucking hot in the south during spring. But I like the feeling of a sweatshirt. I don't talk to him but for every crush I had has seen me embarrassed. It's like a tradition.

Cute Stranger
My best friend and I were in a store, not Shae but Delena, looking at shoes. I'm a shoe fanatic, well a converse fanatic. So we went into Champs and there's a whole wall filled with chucks. I was in heaven. They had leather, striped, colorful, bright, and high tops and low cuts. I wanted to cry when I saw the perfect ones. They were half leather and had purple laces and details with a purple half. Talk about me dying. Purple is my favorite color as well as green. But these shoes became bae in a matter of 2 seconds. The couple that stood next to us laughed as I held the shoe like a baby. So this guy comes up to us and asked if I wanted to try it on. I shook my head and took so many pictures of it. He was cute and Delena told me he was watching us. She had walked away to look at the shirts and texted me that his eyes were on me. I turned around and pretended to look at the snapbacks behind him. His eyes landed on my chest. I wore a V-neck that day and it showed off more than I wanted. I then spotted another show that had customizable styles. I grabbed the shoe and ran to Delena. I made a complete fool of myself jumping and rambling on and on about the shoe. She continued to laugh and then point to homeboy who was watching. I totally forgot he was here. He was laughing and I looked at Lena. She had her infamous smirk on her face. I slapped her with the shoe before setting it back down on the stand and walking out. I had left my phone and wallet in there so we had to go back. He opened my phone, I didn't have a pass on there, and added his number. I was too much embarrassed to even keep his number. He sent me text after text until I just have him my kik and now we are like close. He then sent a text saying that I had a slight nip slip. I deleted the text and and glared at him. I quickly fixed it outside of the store and thanked him. Lena has asked why I wear bow necks now. Never again.

Principal encounter
This one is pretty simple, it happened 2 weeks before school got out. We my friends and I were joking around and I meant to say shoot and said shit. My principal was right behind me. When we thought he was gonna scream, he let out a chuckle and said he didn't know we used that language. My voice went up so freaking high when I apologized. I got picked on for the rest of the week. That was like the first time he said something to me so I was in the clear I guess?