Aries: keeps rearranging your decorations and changing the song
Taurus: called the police
Gemini: took their clothes off
Cancer: locked themselves in your room and no one knows what their problem is
Leo: wants to fight everyone
Virgo: giving head in the bathroom
Libra: trying to sell weed to everyone
Scorpio: threw a cigarette butt into the hedge out front and now its on fire
Sagittarius: on the f*cking roof :D
Capricorn: has to pee every 3 minutes
Aquarius: Doing lines of cocaine off the kitchen counter
Pisces: Making out with your dad :3
