roasting myself/a poem

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aye hi I remember you,

your trashy chapters and how you acted like a tool

your grammar sucks, confidence drainin'

I hope you die- nah I'm just playin'

I really hope you reflect on what you've done,

creating disasters and sounding like a cunt

You made me vomit, a million times,

your jokes and attempts at comedy were absolute crimes

the frequent use of swearing was really unneeded,

You really deserve the way you're being treated

No, you're not goals, you never were,

Stop using "XD" it's making my eyes burn.

Whining and crying, gosh you're annoying,

Your attempts at roasting were like a hacker exploiting

"Confidence is key, they always say."

But look at yourself, you're acting like an animal's prey.

You're raw meat, disgusting and incomplete.

Insecurity, immaturity, your path to success will take more than an eternity.

What are you going to do to change this world? Nothing, you're losing your curls.

Absolute weeaboo, also a koreaboo,

"Who are those gay Chinese men?" Oh god, that's so triggering to you!

Ive lived my life, been different people,

Yes Marina is queen. What? It's not like saying it is illegal!

This thing is going nowhere, but remember now,

The person you saw in 2015, has gone swimming, and drowned.
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wow, I suck at roasting myself.

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