caution: lots and lots of swearing, you have been warned
Aries: fITE ME!1!
Taurus: I'll kick your ass back to Mars, bitch. That's final.
Gemini: your comebacks make me cringe, stfu.
Cancer: *silently judges them, then ignores the hoe like they didn't even exist*
Leo: RATS LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK. JUST THINKING THAT I BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU BOTHERS ME SO MUCH, FUCK YOU HOE-
Virgo: get your crusty almond ass out of here
Libra: *starts ranting about the hoe who offended them to online friends*
Scorpio: *makes fiery and offensive af comebacks that'll probably start some drama*
Sagittarius: sON, U BETTER SQUARE UP, CUZ M8 I'M NOT PLAYING TODAY. *sends life time supply of dank memes to offensive hoe as defense against their comebacks*
Capricorn: *being smart af and handles the situation better than anyone else*
Aquarius: fuck off, dude
Pisces: *does not know what to do, and ends up forgetting about the person bc food is more important than anything else rn*