The Love Story! Zodiacs!

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This was requested by: Scarlet_Darkness! Tenk u!! Anyways the girls are: Pisces, Virgo, Cancer, Aquarius, Libra, Aquarius. The boys are: Gemini, Sagittarius, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Taurus. (P.S. This isn't any kind of serious romance)
Gemini: heyyyyy..
Cancer: Uh..hi
Gemini: Wanna make out?
Cancer: Wtf I just met you?
Virgo: *vomits on Leo* Would you please stop Gemini?
Leo: *dumbfounded* *stutters* WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAI BOOTIFUL HAIR!!!!!???
Virgo: Oh, I'm sorry here.. *throws textbook at Leo*
Leo: Geez..harsh much? And ow!!
Sagittarius: Um, cancer can I talk to you..alone.
Cancer: Sure..
Sagittarius: Listen, I'm trying to get Aquarius to like me.
Cancer: And..
Sagittarius: I kinda..lost her..
Cancer: Wait, what do you mean?
Sagittarius: I had a love bow and arrow..and shot it at the wrong person..
Cancer: Dafuq??
Aquarius with Scorpio: Hi guys!
Sagittarius: *steam coming out of ears* What
Aquarius: Uh..Sag? Steam is ki- You know what nvm? Lets go scorpio..
Pisces: *holding dead parrot* Guys look what I found!!!
Virgo: *vomits on Leo*
Gemini: Dafuq is dat??
Pisces: It's a sqiurrel i found! I screamed at it to get up but it wouldn't..
Sagittarius: Um..pisces come with me..
Gemini: Soo.. Cancer..
Cancer: No.
Gemini: Please?
Cancer: No.
Gemini: Why not?
Cancer: Because..YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH DA WRONG PERSON AND SHE'S CRYING BEHIND YOU???!!!!
Gemini: Oh, hi Virgo.
Virgo: *handcuffs Gemini* follow me to the police car.
Sagittarius: GUYS!!! WE FIXED A TREE!!
Virgo: Dafuq??

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