Aries: i brought you into this world, and I'll take you right the f*ck out again
Taurus: there are people STARVING around the world and you are sitting at the table crying about disliking carrots?
Gemini: whatever the hell you're doing...just don't get caught. I didn't see anything.
Cancer: I'M STILL WAITING FOR A HUG AND KISS GOODNIGHT.
Leo: Somebody else can make dinner. i do enough around here.
Virgo: How was school? Just kidding, I called your teacher and I already know.
Libra: But my feet are still tired from wooooorkk. Could you PLEASE do laundry for Mommy? Please?
Scorpio: Seems like you're...hiding something. Don't worry. I'll find out.
Sagittarius: Ugh, do you have to come everywhere with me?
Capricorn: you wanna end up dead? Do it again. -.-
Aquarius: What do you think people were like when it rained for the first time? Like, "OH SH*T THERE'S WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY!!"
Pisces: I was at the store and I saw something that reminded me of you!
