Aries: sends 10 paragraph rant
Taurus: blocks
Gemini: tells mom
Cancer: ignore
Leo: tells friends
Virgo: posts them on social media
Libra: screams
Scorpio: sends nudes back
Sagittarius: puts on the fridge
Capricorn: laughs
Aquarius: says its tiny
Pisces: gets inspiration to write fanfic! :3