om, I feel like a bull attacked me and yelled, "HA! DAB ON EM!". I feel a storm coming ahead this boi, I feel like someone stuck a sticky finger up my nose and threw a vegetable up there just so I could feel the pain smhhh. okay, so u may or may not seen the post I made 1-2 hours ago. I basically made a mini rant. I was eating lunch today during school, minding my own business, relaxed and happily eating with my friends. then all of a sudden one of my "friends" put his arms around this one girl who I've been friends with for 5 years. he then got a little more touchy and fondled with her boombahayas which disturbed me a bit. (he had already confessed to her, I saw everything, it was cringey af)
but she was fine with it the whole time wtf hoe, do that when you're older, ur 13 rn wyd.
then he kissed her by surprise, and she laughed wtf talk about cringe. I died on the inside and stared daggers at him, don't put your dirty ass hands on my friend, tf hoe.
then one of my close asian friends went, "OMG they're super cute! I ship them like so much!!!1!1" wtf hoe I thought u were on my side. I threw up a little in my mouth and just got a little triggered.
then when i said "boi, ship them when you learn how to solve algebra problems smh hoe. always asking me for help tf." Then the fukboi who's obsessed with my girl got triggered because he's a feminist who sucks hilary Clinton's straw smh. what he said next triggered me so much omfg. "You know.. you've been acting really jealous of my relationship with her. are you acting like this because you have no one to hang out with and you're the third wheel along with your stupid friend Seohyun?" THIS BOI GOT ME TRIGGERED. AND THE FRIEND I'VE BEEN WITH FOR 5 YEARS LITERALLY DID NOTHING AND JUST LAUGHED WITH HIM WHAT-
then Seohyun was smiling for a second then it turned into a slightly dead and anxious look omg look what u did u fukboi smh. I tried roasting him but his words hurt so much wtf boi eat shit or smth, go eat a dead rat and take my "best friend" with u hoe.
it was like a contest to see who can get the most triggered. make it a show pls, are you more triggered than a feminist? I'd probably win smh.
then I got really triggered when he hugged her again wtf go spend time with your family, your family's more important than a soon to be girlfriend smh learn from me boi.
he then lent my friend Seohyun his phone and asked her, "take a picture of me and leslie, and don't fucking try making me laugh by taking a selfie. take a picture of me and her NOW." what omg chill, go date a cactus or smth hoe.
then she was about to take a picture when I accidentally shook the phone to make the photo blurry, but it ended up flying under the table and the battery fell out. then my heart started racing and I realized I shouldn't have shook it. then I saw the way he glared at me and omfg I knew I fucked up very badly om-
the phone didn't end up being cracked, but the battery flew off and he put it back. by the time he fixed it, I was frozen and knew that I did that out of jealousy and selfishness.
tears started falling out of my eyes when he screamed at me so loud, the people near us stared and omg more tears fell. and these are the exact words he told me, I'm not lying at all.
"You're the worst fucking friend I've ever had. you think throwing someone's phone will show how much jealousy you have inside you? you're so jealous because your so called "best friend" had been in the spotlight and had so many boys crush on her because she has a better personality than you? you know what? get out of my face, I never want to see you again."
and that's when I got triggered and waterfalls fell down my face omg I cried and that rarely happens. once i was about to statt making seal noises, my best friend barely noticed the tears falling down my face and i shit you not, said, "ugh, you're crying again. hoe wtf is it bad to have emotions tf. then he held my best friend's hand and walked away from me omfg. I apologized 827483 times and even pleaded for forgiveness because I felt so bad for his phone. but he still glared at me, so now I feel like I got stepped on.
I get that I'm a real bad friend. I think I shouldn't hang around them anymore. if I do, I'll end up hurting them because I never think before speaking, like the stupid Sagittarius I am..
I hope I never see his ratchet ass face again smh hoe
-whorcusporkous
