Aries: Run, f*cker
Taurus: I'm going to hold this over your head until you die
Gemini: Something is seriously wrong and I want you to figure it out before I blow up on you
Cancer: That's right, I'm going to break something of yours and then lie about it!
Leo: You made your bed now lie in it
Virgo: Guess who's not helping you anytime soon?!
Libra: Haha, f*ck you, I don't have time for your sh*t
Scorpio: I saw this sh*t coming but wow i'm still annoyed
Sagittarius: Okay.
Capricorn: Don't f*cking talk to me for at least an hour
Aquarius: I have no f*cking clue what we're talking about and I hope you don't figure out I'm not listening
Pisces: F*ck, this might be my fault
YOU ARE READING
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Diversosthis was posted when I was a fetus, so be ready to cringe.
