Aries: "Well uh..I crashed my motorcycle.."
Taurus: "This idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road!" Me: idiot..
Gemini: "i'm herez wid mai friend :3"
Cancer: "I was cooking soup for my boyfriend and I spilled it all over me, now i've got third degree burns :3"
Leo: "Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them, but I missed and and hit the brick wall ._."
Virgo: "Um, I work here?"
Libra: "I had a panic attack.."
Scorpio: "Someone pushed me down the stairs"
Sagittarius: "This old lady was on her motor scooter, and she was going so slowly, so I told her to hurry up, then she ran over my toe :("
Capricorn: "I was working really late 5 nights in a row, and got sleep deprivation, then I passed out :3"
Aquarius: "I was walking mai mermaid, then she pushed me down the well and I found myself in narnia :D"
Pisces: "I was concentrating and smashed into the wall then got unconscious :3"
