"Wrong number?" [bsd x reader]

Chapter 19

A/n: Monday and Wednesday are the worst frfr

Also guys. Please tell me wtf is wrong with the people in school?? Like this one fucker came up to me and was like "hey do you want a massage?" And then fucking chocked me 😭

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Dazai and I walk into the hotel and the first thing we see is the security and... Ranpo??

"Am i seeing this right?" I ask Dazai while slowly turning towards him. He just sighed. "Better help him." Dazai said while looking at me.

Not even a second passed and i knew what he wanted from me. I frantically shook my head. "Ain't no way i'm doing that." I could already feel my social anxiety kick in.

At this very moment i just wanted to disappear. But to my luck, Ranpo called me over. Great.

(Other languages: italics)

I waved and slowly walked over to them crying in my head and already making escape routes.

"Hello, Ranpo, err.. what happened?" I asked him. Looking between security and him. "I don't know! Ask him." He looked over to Security.

"What seems to be the problem, sir?" I asked him in German. I had a suspicion that Ranpo would've done something.

"Are you the only one who speaks German?" I nod. "Well, your friend over here has stolen some sweets."

I sighed and looked over towards Ranpo. "Why did you steal sweets?" "They weren't for free?"

"I apologise! My friend didn't know they weren't free. Would it be possible to still pay for them?" He looked over to Ranpo and then back to me. "Of course."

"Ranpo, you have to pay for the sweets now." "But i don't have any money?" "Dazai?" Dazai shook his head.

I stared at them blankly. They can't be serious, right? But there's nothing I can do. Except for paying. "Here you go."

He raised an eyebrow. "You're paying?" "Well, no. It's err.." I looked over to Dazai. "My father's Money. I just have it because he doesn't have any pockets!"

I smiled, hoping that i convinced him. "Well okay. Make sure this won't ever happen again." "You got it!"

Then the guard walked off.

"Why did you not pay for the Candy???" "It wasn't free?" "No??" I sighed dramatically.

"Dazai you owe me like 50€ now." He quickly turned to me. "What?? Why?" "You said you didn't have any money but i know that you have some."

Dazai then looked over to Ranpo. "But he ate them." Ranpo simply just smiled at him.

"Dazai, didn't you say that you were gonna take care of the money? My money is with you." Ranpo knew very good on how to shut up Dazai.

"Okay okay whatever! So Ranpo, maybe you already know but we are gonna do a sleepover!" I dragged out the R at the end of my sentence.

"Wait hold up before you say anything, i have to make the others jealous. Let's go sit over there!" I pointed at some chairs and began walking towards them, not giving Ranpo a chance to answer.

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[smart people + y/n]

Y/n
Heyyyyy everyone!

Sushi
Why did you drag out the hey?

Y/n
Dw about it
I'm here to make everyone jealous!!

Emo
And how would you do that?

Short Ginger
I dont think you could make me jealous.

Y/n
Maybe not chuuya but yk what i mean.
Okay so
Dazai Ranpo and I are having a sleepoverrr!

Emo
Why should we be jealous?

Y/n
I get more attention from Dazai then you 😘

Simp
💀
Foul

Sweetheart
Aw i also want a Sleepover!

Y/n
Maybe you can do one with Kyouka and some others? :)

Sweetheart
Oh yes!
Who wants to do a sleepover with me?

Sushi
I could come if you want!
What about you, Kyouka?

Cutie
Yea
I'll join

Doctor ‼️
I heard sleepover?
I'm definitely joining.

Sweetheart
Great!

Simp
Does anyone wanna do a sleepover with me..?

?
I'll join!

Simp
Ah thank you, Gin!!

Y/n
I realised i need still need a name for Gin..

Simp
You dont have one??

Y/n
Idk what to name her

Simp
Think harder 😁

Y/n
How would that even work

Simp
Who knows

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A/n: I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO UPLOAD THIS CHAPTER I'M SORRY GUYSSS