"Wrong number?" [bsd x reader]

Chapter 21

A/n: yall i'm so sorry for not updating! I was busy with... yk... sleeping n shit :D

WAIT OMG MY STORY IS N 1ST IN RANPO AKUTAGAWA AND ELISE??? LASO 2ND IN BSD??? (Might change later on)

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The noises of the birds sound nice. But i have a small headache. And- is that a foot in my face?

"Oi Ranpo!" I shoved Ranpo's foot off of me. I clutched my head and i looked around the room. I saw Dazai. On the floor asleep.

"You guys move way too much when asleep.." i dramatically sighed and stood up. I had a light headache but it wasn't that bad.

Dazai groaned as he sat up from his... weird sleeping position, if you can even call it that.

"Ugh. Why is Europe Alcohol so strong?" Dazai asked me but Ranpo chimed in before i could even reply. "I dont even drink alcohol that much! You're the alcoholic here.."

"Well, i'm just gonna ignore your fighting and give the group an update!"

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[smart people + y/n]

Y/n
Good morning everyone!

Simp
But its not morning?

Doctor ‼️
Yea but they're in Europe

Simp
Ohhh okay
How'd the sleepover go?

Y/n
Well it went... good
I think.

mAngo
Oh god.
Did Dazai do something?

Y/n
Well not only him
We all participated in this.. game

Sweetheart
Oh what game did you play??
We should also play it sometimes!

Y/n
Yea it was never have i ever,

Doctor ‼️
That's not bad

Y/n
but with alcohol.

Simp
What.

mAngo
Please don't tell me you played with them

Y/n
😁

Math Teacher
What??
You know you shouldn't drink any alcohol when you're under the legal drinking age!

Y/n
Well, the legal drinking age in Germany is like 16 and I'm almost 16 so it counts!

Simp
No way the legal drinking age is 16

Y/n
Yea it is
Just google it or smth
Idk

mAngo
Well, she isnt lying

Short Ginger
So everyone else is fine with her drinking alcohol?

Doctor ‼️
I mean yea kinda

Simp
Let her be a teenager omg

Emo
I dont care

Sweetheart
But didnt she say she is almost 16?

Short Ginger
You know what?
Do what you want.

Doctor ‼️
Actually
Where are the others?

Y/n
If you mean Dazai and Ranpo,
Both have a massive headache
And whilst Dazai is complaining, Ranpo is saying that he has it worse because he doesn't drink as much

Simp
First of all,
How much did you drink??
Second of all,
Damn you wrote that fast.

Y/n
Idk they probably continued to drink when i went to sleep
And thank you

Short Ginger
You should just ditch them and go back to your orphanage

Y/n
Wait you read the chat??

Short Ginger
No i dont!

Y/n
You just indirectly told us that you do.

Suicide <3
Yea you kinda did
Aww do you care about us chu chu?

Short Ginger
Shut up!!
Also dont call me that.

Suicide <3
Aww dont worry i understand <333

Y/n
Jesus just ignore him
Or gaslight him into stopping

mAngo
Why did you say that like you actually mean it?

Y/n
Shhhh
:]

Simp
Anyways!

Y/n
Yes!

Best Detective 😋
Yall i swear to god
Dazai made me chug like two glasses of Vodka
And then he chugged the rest of it

Y/n
???

Simp
What?? 😭

Doctor ‼️
Why did you even agree??

Suicide <3
I drank more then him though

Y/n
I thought we only had one bottle???

Best Detective 😋
Oh no. We had like 2 i think?

Suicide <3
Yea
So Ranpo drank the rest of the first bottle and one glass of the second one, and i drank the rest!

Short Ginger
That's so stupid.

Doctor ‼️
For once i agree.

Simp
*nods in agreement* "yea you shouldn't drink that much"

Y/n
*i raised an eyebrow and looked at Higuchi.* "have you bern on c.ai for too long?" *i questioned.*

Simp
*i blushed slightly and looked away.* "y-yea.." *i stuttered out.*

Sushi
I am so confused

Doctor ‼️
What did i just witness..?

Suicide <3
This is totally normal

Emo
Why would you stutter over text?

Best Detective 😋
She definitely made an ai of yk who

Y/n
100%

Simp
😕

Sushi
Who?
seen 10:30

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A/n: Hello Hello guys! Because i have nothing better to do and my friends are all asleep, i decided to write and upload a chapter! I actually have the ending in my mind, i just have to write the chapters between!