"Wrong number?" [bsd x reader]

Chapter 18

A/n: Yay another chapter! I think the fact that i am updating every second or third day makes it up to my short chapters.

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[Y/n pov]
[smart people + y/n]

Suicide <3
Heyyyyyy guys! 😘😘

Sushi
Dazai where have you been??
And where is Ranpo?

Y/n
Oh Dazai is with me

Simp
???

Emo
I'm confused

Y/n
-and jealous

Emo
😐

Y/n
😁

Best Detective 😋
GUYS
bring sweets for me

Y/n
Because i'm so amazing and rich
I'll buy some for you

Suicide <3
Since when are you rich?
Where do you even get your money from

Y/n
Business secret

Doctor ‼️
Is it legal?

Y/n
I think so?

Short Ginger
You think?

Y/n
Well, going to the police and asking them is giving me a higher chance to get arrested

Simp
Yea but not telling too

Y/n
They'll never suspect a thing
How i get my money is a secret.

Math Teacher
So you have a secret illegal business??

Y/n
Nope
Why would i?

Math Teacher
But you just said that you do have one.

Y/n
I never mentioned a businesses though! :)

Math Teacher
But-

Doctor ‼️
Just stop trying Kunikida
She'll gaslight you further

Y/n
My specialty

Doctor ‼️
But can you give me clue on what your not business is about?

Y/n
Of course!
Blackmail.

Suicide <3
Do you Blackmail people or sell the blackmail?

Y/n
SHHH
no need to expose me 😒

mAngo
So which one is it?
Sell blackmail?
Or use it?

Y/n
Both
Ah shit
Dont arrest me plz
Or I'll blackmail you.
I mean i wont blackmail anymore

mAngo
I wasnt planning on arresting you

Y/n
Good choice.
I mean
Thank you 😁

Sushi
Why do i have the feeling like she could actually blackmail us?

Best Detective 😋
She can.
Me too though
She shared blackmail with me

New Sister 🙌
Oh i also have some!
We both have about the same amount
But maybe Y/n has more

Y/n
🤭🤭😍😍😋😋🙌😜😘😘

Sushi
How much information do you have?

Y/n
So much that i can say i hatw your old orphanage

Sushi
Oh
You have a lot of information then

Y/n
Yep
And i can find out other things by going on your social media accounts and your other government documents and stuff! :]

Sushi
😨

Suicide <3
Wait guys she is actually looking at that stuff
No joke 😭

Y/n
Dont look at my phone
Bit privacy please

Sushi
I AM THE ONE WHO NEEDS PRIVACY 😟

Y/n
Whatever
I'll just buy Ranpo's sweets now

Best Detective 😋
Finally

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"Yea but which ones should we buy?" "Trust me. I got this." Dazai and I were in a Store trying to pick out sweets for Ranpo. But neither of us knew what kind of sweets.

"Don't you work with him?" "Don't you watch him?" I looked at him weirdly. "You could've worded that different." Dazai just laughed and picked out random chocolate.

I continued to scan the shelf for good sweets while Dazai was just picking them out randomly. "You know what just take these all or whatever. I think they should be enough."

"Not enough for Ranpo." He muttered. "Oh well, i guess it works. Let's go!" I sang and went to pay for the sweets.

After all that we were on our way to the hotel. Then i'm going to meet Ranpo. Finally. My other Bff.

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A/n: idk if yall noticed but i dont update on weekends. Maybe updates will get less in the holidays. More school = more updates! Anyways hope you enjoyed this and i'll try to updated more! I only have like 3 days or smth till holidays.