"Wrong number?" [bsd x reader]

Chapter 20

A/n: 3am Hits different when you are writing a fanfiction

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"Ranpo..." i turned towards him. "How did you get us lost in a Hotel??" Ranpo smiled at me and pointed at Dazai. "Why didn't he say anything?"

I glanced at Dazai ans he wasn't even listening to the conversation. "You know what, just tell me the Room number. I'll find it myself."

Ranpo nodded and told me the number. "Okay follow me!" I exclaimed and began walking towards the Elevator. But then i looked over to Dazai again who was still spacing out 20 Meters (like 65 feet?) away from us.

"OI DAZAI!" He snapped out of it. "GO TO THE 3RD FLOOR!" I yelled not to loud but to not quiet and the Elevator closed.

"Wait for me!" I heard his muffled screams. "BE QUITE DAZAI THIS IS A HOTEL!!" I shout back. "Ranpo press the button for the 3rd- why did you press them all?"

He gave me an awkward smile "Oops." I shook my head and the elevator opened again. "2nd Floor, good enough."

"Follow me Ranpo" "Okay! Lead the way." I then lead Ranpo up the stairs into a hallway. "The Room should be right over... here!" I said and pointed at the door.

Not even seconds later we saw Dazai coming up the stairs. "Hello Hello~!" "Dazai do you have the key?" "Yep! Catch." He then threw the key at me.

Because i'm amazing like that, i caught the key with no problems! Anyway- i opened the door and headed inside.

"Pretty nice hotel room- wait there's only one bed.. where habe you guys been sleeping?" I said as i look at the single bed that was standing there all alone in the middle of the room. "Oh there is another bed." Dazai says.

I look at him strangely "where though?" He pointed over to a corner. "I'm just saying, i'm not sleeping in the middle of the room." Ranpo chimes in.

"To be fair i wouldn't want that either. I need walls around my bed. Wait dazai HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM??"

He smiled. Dazai just smiled. Without any comment.

"Well whatever. I got a GREAT idea. Let's build a Pillow fortress!" "You're so childi-" "we all know you also want that." Ranpo cut Dazai off before he could call me Childish.

"I also have an idea!" Dazai had a sinister smile plastered on his face. "Let's play a drinking game. Never have i ever but try to avoid Y/n drinking."

"..." "..." Ranpo and I both stared at him. "That's... such a good idea. I'm in." Ranpo sighed. "You know what? Same, lets do it."

"But first the fortress!" They both nod, ranpo with more enthusiasm though.

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After Dazai almost falling out of the Window, almost breaking the Tv, Ranpo falling asleep halfway through, we're finally done!

"It's beautiful..." i cried. Ranpo nodded along and Dazai... "Why are the windows locked? I cant open them." "I locked them" i tell him with a smile.

Dazai sighs and goes to the kitchen. But comes back with Vodka. "I don't really drink.. but whatever." Ranpo said and sat down on the floor.

I sat down beside him. "Okayy! Let's begin." Dazai says as he pours Vodka into some random glass he found somewhere in the kitchen.

"Never have i ever shot a person." Ranpo says. Dazai sighed and drank the Vodka.

"Never Have i ever eaten 10 chocolate bars in a day." Ranpo was now the one who drank the shot. Well, not only him.

"No way.." they both looked at me flabbergasted and i just smiled at them awkwardly. "Yea i don't think this game is a good idea... whatever. Just continue."

Ranpo shrugged and began again. "Never have i ever tried committing suicide." Ranpo smiled at Dazai and he drank. Unbeknownst to them, i also drank.

"Wait. GUYS you skipped my turn." "Oh yea." "Whatever. Never have i ever solved a crime" they both sigh and then drink. "This is targeting."

I chuckle slightly and then Dazai continued talking. "Never have i ever skipped doing something because it's boring and then wanted to buy sweets so you go outside to buy some but you get lost and you see your friends on the streets so they have to buy you sweets."

"That was wayy to specific." Ranpo said as he took a sip. "Yea but i gotta do what i gotta do to not let Y/n drink." "Too bad" i said and drank another sip.

"I think we should stop." "You think?" Ranpo answered Dazai. I don't think we should let a kid drink.

"Well the legal age of drinking is 16 here... but not vodka though." They brush of what i said and continued talking.

"I think we all should go to sleep now." "Yea. For once i agree." They both nod and i just awkwardly sit there.

"Come y/n, sleep." I sigh and went over to the fortress. "This fortress is definitely better then any bed. Nobody can tell me other wise!"

Dazai chuckles and turns the lights off.

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"It's kinda dark in here.." Dazai whispers "obviously?" I replied to him.

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"Hey wanna play truth or dare?" "Ranpo is already asleep. And i also wanna sleep."

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"Heyyy-" "no." "Ok"

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"Wh-" "shut up. Please.."

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A/n: guys i'm not gonna read this again cause it's late asf and do not care about grammar. In the morning i'll come back to this and cry because god damn.
Also i needed an excuse to use the word 'flabbergasted'
Also was this my first time skip? I don't think it was, was it? Oh well.