A/n: idk but i always put Author Note at the begging and end. So uh hello! ALSO IM SOREY BUT IM NOT GOOD AT WRITING IRL
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[3rd person]
It has been a day already since Y/n has arrived in Russia. Today she got the news that F/n will visit.
"REALLY?? YESS!" Y/n said. Or she shouted. "Damn, Calm dow-" "No." "Yes ma'am." Y/n cut Nikolai off.
Sigma on the other hand, who strangely enough was also there in Russia, didn't even want to participate in any activities. (he doesn't wanna be there)
Before anyone could say anything, the doorbell rang. Y/n sprinted to the door and slammed it open.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"What"
"Hey there, Mom! How's life?" Y/n exclaimed whilst looking at F/n with a weird smile. She was very energetic and you could hear and see it.
"What the fuck?" F/n looked at Y/n in shock as she stood there in the doorway completely confused.
(F/n: 🧍♀️)
"Didn't expect me here, did you?" "But how?? Weren't you in Germany? Also how do you know Fyodor? Wait.. don't tell me you stalked them down???"
As the shock died down, F/n continued to ramble about all sorts of thing. She began to shake y/n by her shoulder.
"Okay OKAY! That's not what happened.. i actually know them. We are......... friends, i supposed." Y/n crossed her arms.
But of course, Nikolai took this personal. "How dare you.. after all we've been through?? I thought we were friends. I guess not.."
"Sometimes even the best friendships have to end..." Y/n Dramatically sighed. Whilst the two of them were... doing whatever they were doing, Fyodor began to explain to F/n what has happened.
Now that F/n somewhat knew what happened, she began to calm down a little. Of course it all still seemed so unreal.
"Oh Y/n! So you can't tell this anyone but i actually have an ability." It was dead silent.
"Really?? Oh my god. That's amazing! Haha.." Y/n said, managing to trick F/n into thinking she didn't know already.
"But what is it?"
"...
I don't know..."
Y/n's jaw dropped. She tried so hard to figure out what her ability is only to be met with this? "O-0h i see..."
"I really wish i could tell you but i don't know myself." Y/n was fake sobbing while clinging on F/n's arm "NOOO.." she half screamed. Then out of nowhere she began to glare at Fyodor who was just smiling innocently.
"Can i stay with you?" "You're under our custody though." Y/n stuck out her tongue at him. That didn't bother Fyodor because he just ignored her.
"OH YEA! Mom you should definitely join this one groupchat." Y/n said with a bright smile. "Why do you call her Mom?" Nikolai asked rather confused. "She's my mom."
That vague answer didn't really help Nikolai who was still confused. "Well, Y/n is 4-5 years younger then me and she always says i act like a mom. Now she calls me mom."
Y/n nodded repeatedly "That's right! She's my Mommy." After y/n said that, f/n slowly looked at Y/n who was still clinging onto her arm. "No." "My bad.."
Then Y/n let go of her arm and spoke up again. "Okay!! I'll add you to the group now! Also i'll change your name to 'Mommy'" "Do whatever you want." She sighed.
While all that was happening, Sigma was having an internal crisis. Why? I don't know. He was having one anyway.
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[everyone sucks]
y/n added Mommy
Suicide <3
Oh who'd you add?Y/n
My momMommy
I'm F/n
Her friendY/n
:(Clown
Imagine getting friend zoned 🤣Mommy
He's also here?Y/n
UnfortunatelyNew Sister 🙌
Hello!
Also to answer your question
Yes he and many other unwelcome guests are hereClown
Unwelcome??Doctor ‼️
Wow!!
You actually managed to read that?Clown
This chat is just everyone against me...Mommy
That's rough buddySuicide <3
Say, if you'd like we could go-Y/n
No.Suicide <3
It was a joke..Y/n
Better be
Suicide <3
Why?Mommy
Y/n...
Okay yk what
I'm just gonna...
Leave
ByeBest Detective 😋
I think she didn't like the pictureY/n
Nahh
Surely another reason———
A/n: i suck at writing irl! But anyway i hope this chapter was good. There are probably like thousand typos. Also i never reread the story sooo... it is how i first write it
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