The White Demon of Chaldea (Error 404 in Fate/Grand Order)

Chapter 11: This is Sparta (Right?)

Hello weenies

==Chapter Start==

All of them were currently walking. Well, except Jack (not Virus 404 you goofy ahh readers). 404 was playing the mom since he was carrying her on his shoulders. Oh, and Nero was on a horse being followed by many of her soldiers ig.

Nero: "Wouldn't it have been better to go on horseback?"

Mashu: "I do have Riding Skill (lenny face), but... Dao and Dako senpai aren't used to horses. Speaking of, how are you two? We've been walking this whole time. Are you sure you two aren't tired?"

Gudao looked fine while Gudako was being held by the collar of her uniform by 404.

404: "They'll be fine."

Gudako: "Water...food...primo gems...!"

Gudao: "You can ignore her, she'll be fine."

Dr. Romani decided to pop in.

Dr. Romani: "It's not worth trying to catch up with them on foot. Demi-servants and normal servants have outstanding stamina (lenny fa- *gets shot by 404*). Or were you both traumatized by nearly falling off the horses earlier?"

Gudao sighed with a bit of red from the embarrassment while Gudako continued to repeat her little chant as if somehow that would work and she'd get all she wanted.

Mashu: "Doctor, please try not to tease my senpais so much."

Dr. Romani: "Please, it's some of the few things that are fun while providing intel support. Speaking of-"

404: "Multiple soldiers up ahead. I'll dispatch them." One snap was what he needed. "There. More guards should be under my control now."

Dr. Romani: "I can't even have the intel support anymore :("

Nero looked at 404.

Nero: "You're convenient to have around. If I were to ask you to become my commanding officer, would you accept? Together, we shall savor the spoils and riches, savoring in the glory of this world, our reign unchanging like the North Star. Well, after we've defeated the United Empire, of course."

404: "Hmm..." 'That oddly sounded like a marriage proposal. Just more violent and with conquest. Like from that one AU I went to once. Weird as hell, but respectable in a way.'

Gudako: "Don't leave me...! You cost too many primo gems...!"

Mashu: "404, you wouldn't leave us for such an offer, right?"

404: "..."

Mashu: "...Right?"

Nero: "If you were to join my side and become my angel, I would even grant you Britannia, let alone Gaul."

404 looked at the blonde and gave a small hum before looking at the emperor.

404: "I'll think about it."

He would, in fact, not think about it. He can always do that in his spare time by himself. No need to follow some emperor. If he didn't have to respect King Multiverse, then he had no need to respect her.

Dr. Romani: "More-"

404: "More soldiers."

*finger snap*

Dr. Romani: "-...soldiers... You're killing me over here Error 404."

Jack: "You're just jealous that tall mommy is better than you."