The White Demon of Chaldea (Error 404 in Fate/Grand Order)

Chapter 7: Faker vs B(F)aker

No, we're not talking about Karvarshal

(Edit: This chapter will be rewritten to remove Osiris from the story. There has been drama going on between Nyte or NyteTheLad and Alphatale in which multiple people have discovered that he has been gaslighting and manipulating Ultiate and his friends. So Shad has decided that Nyte will have no more say in Alphatale. So in response to this, I have made a replacement "Osiris" for this story with a design and backstory. Hope you understand)

==Chapter Start==

There it was. Something absolutely perfect.

404: "Thank you Archer, fantastic work as always."

Archer: "Of course. I added a few extra ones. A thanks for keeping Mordred out of the kitchen."

404: "Yes. She is troublesome, and I'm going to make sure any student of mine is well disciplined."

Archer: "Oh trust me, we're all thankful."

Ishtar: "Oh 404~"

Archer: "Oh boy. Good luck with her. She's been trying to get into your pants these last few days, hmm?"

404: "Unfortunately."

404 then started to walk away, trying his best to ignore Ishtar who started to walk alongside him.

Ishtar: "Hey handsome~"

404: 'Where's your annoying ass when I need it, Gudako?' "Hello, Ishtar. What drove you to interact with me today?"

Ishtar: "I wanted to talk with another god that isn't so prideful. Thankfully, you're here~"

404: 'Scratch that. I believe that giving her to Infected would be better.' "I see."

He then started to walk away a little faster, Ishtar going slightly faster as well as he sat down in his usual spot. Ishtar giggled a little, sitting next to him.

Ishtar: "Isn't this nice? Just you, me, and a nice meal with a side of cookies? Feels a little romantic, don't you think?"

404: "I guess to people who don't know any better. Also, these are mine."

Ishtar: "You don't mind giving me o-"

404: "Emphasis on mine."

Ishtar: "Come on, just one cookie~ Pretty please~?"

404: "There were baked to my personal liking. Even if you were my lover (unless you're Chara), I would first kill myself before letting you grab one."

Ishtar: "And if I was something more~? Say something like...your wife~?"

This was enough bullshit for 404, him getting up before coughing into his hand.

404: "Well. This has been a good conversation (this is a clear lie), but Mordred needs me. Goodbye (hopefully forever), Ishtar."

Ishtar: "Hey, wait, at least one- Don't go!" 404 left with the platter of baked goods. "He's just shy. I can see it. He's so in love with me just like I am~"

She then sighed, sinking deeper before laying her head where sat down.

Ishtar: "Yup, just like lovers~"