Word count: 6469 words (nice)
Smut warning, yeaaah
Potential triggers: You being horny af and Dr. Lecter being possessive
A/N: I started AND finished it in less than 24 hours! I am thriving and loosing my mind at the same time!!
Enjoy,
-G
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The shopkeeper's bell chimed over your head as you hesitantly entered the small store.
You've never been to a place like this before in your entire life and you felt so heavily judged by the elderly lady behind the counter who looked up when the bell rang and was now eyeing you which is part of the reason why you drove all the way to the other side of town to get what you needed since you most definitely won't be showing up here again.
You hid from her gaze and strolled through aisles upon aisles filled with various toys, some of which you have never seen before or let alone heard of.
You knew exactly what you wanted to get though.
Being single for too long with a sex-life that was beginning to collect dust was the reason for your visit at a sex shop during your lunch break on a random Thursday.What you wanted were seven inches.
You scanned the shelves, looking through the numerous amounts of dildos stacked on them but they just weren't right.
There were plain ones in a color like purple or black with a smooth surface, others had bumps, some were stimulating the vagina and clitoris at once or double ended. And of course they all came in different sizes.
Seven inches, you repeated to yourself as you walked past their boxes, seeing all sorts of shapes, materials and functions that didn't peak your interest in the slightest bit.
They even had one which made thrusting movements on its own so you didn't even have to flick your wrist.You wanted it to look realistic, almost like the real deal.
You stopped dead in your tracks suddenly as one word which was printed on a box caught your attention and you did a double take to make sure you read it correctly.
"Ejaculating dildo?"
You muttered to yourself and quickly checked your sides to see if you were alone before you picked up the box as you frowned in confusion.You looked at it solemnly out of curiosity, gazing at the realistic-looking dildo with a pump attached to the end of it.
"Ain't no way...'Opt for a lifelike experience with this King Cock squirting dildo. Its realistic features include testicles, soft skin and the option to ejaculate. The set includes Jizzle Juice and Toy Cleaner. The dildo can also be used without the squirting bulb and is also suitable for use with a strap-on harness.'"
You read under your breath.You turned it around in your hands one last time before placing it back on the shelve carefully, making sure it was steady and didn't fall over before you continued your search.
As you were browsing there was one dildo in particular that caught your eyes and you had to suppress a grin as you grabbed it.
It was simple, thick, about seven inches long and not overly expensive with a suction cup at the base which would definitely be handy for you.
You tucked it under your arm and headed over to the counter.
The lady smiled at you politely and scanned the object.
"Found everything you need?""Yes."
You replied and she typed something into the register."That'll be thirty-four dollars please."
She said as she packed the box into a black plastic bag so nobody could see it's contents.
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