true life of frank gioia (crankthatfrank)

day 2 >> pregnant frank

frank threw up his brain cells the next morning

"THAT SWEET POTATO WAS ROTTEN" he cried

5ever.

"I DONT CURR. ITS STILL SWEET POTATO. SO I EAT IT." michelle said, doing jumping jacks while using the urinal :)))))

he then sneezed and a baby popped out of his eyeball.

"WHATA?DFOPD???? I'VE ONLY BEEN PREGNANT FOR 2 DAYS?!" he yelled, gently putting the baby down and went on tumblr.

what? frnk doesn't know how to mother yet stop judging smh

"I WILL TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF PHAN" frank screamed, shoving the baby's face into the laptop screen.

3 hours later, the baby has learned how to use the computer, made its own tumblr and is wearing a llama hat.

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this will be my kid I swear