one majestic morning, fronkeh fronkeh decided to kick his baby out of his apartment, because let's face it. the baby knows tumblr, the baby knows how to live on its own. "aye meh boyfraaaaaaan, you should dye your weave!" Eva squealed like the teenage fangirls living in franks bathroom cabinet.
It's a big cabinet.
"what color? I was thinking something crazy, like frosted pink with a hint of sky blue?" frankis suggested.
"I think you should go for the MySpace look. black maybe?" Eva yodeled.
"OMG EVA UR GR9" he said. she twerked to chipotle to buy some black hair dye, and to get some free guacamole.
while she was doing that, frank stalked his wife, brendon urie's Twitter. Brendon is very pregnant. while he's singing hallelujah, the emo baby will pop out of his vocal cords with MySpace emo hair and a top hat.
meanwhile, Vic fuentitties was robbing his neighborhood burrito store.
Eva shmeva dyed his hurr blaqqqqq. 👌👌👌
"OMG I LOOK LIKE 2009 PETE WENTZ. I FREAKING LOVE IT ❤️💕💗💝💛💞💖💟💚💌💓💘💜💙"
Eva likes burrito salads.
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true life of frank gioia (crankthatfrank)
Fanfictionthis is supposed to be a joke odshfs
