"frank I have a confession" Eva said suddenly, interrupting Frank's fidget spinner vaping session
"what is it I'm kinda busy"
",,,,, I'm gay"
"uh-"
"for you haha"
"how does that work" by now, frank has dropped all 73 fidget spinners he was balancing on his toes
Eva shrugged and puked up her beef stew all over Frank's new rug
"WHAT THE NECK THERE'S A TOILET FOR A R E A S O N"
"there is?" Eva asked, surprised at this new discovery
"..... where have u been pottying then"
"no one says potty anymore"
"ANSWER"
"... I won't say but don't check your closet or kitchen sink"
"that's it, I'm leaving you for my vape pen"
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what is this trash yikes
also I haven't updated since October but that's because I'm not funny anymore and I ran out of ideas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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true life of frank gioia (crankthatfrank)
Fanfictionthis is supposed to be a joke odshfs
