frank gulped and eva smiled
what
"she's so cute" she said, sniffling
"MICHELLE SHES OKAY WITH IT"
"kk" she said and nae naed out of the house
"ur ok wit dis?" he asked
"yuh" and she twerked
"wow"
"yeah"
"what her name?" eva added again
"freva"
"omg"
"freva 5ever" frnk sed and
"i just died from feels oml"
"same"
"twins"
"yeah"
"nae nae?"
"nae nae."
so they whipped and nae nae'd
all the way to panda express
and ordered orange chicken
and traveled to Washington D.C. where they found michelle with barack
"omg"
"oh no she did not"
"oh well"
"wait why were you dating her"
"idk I wanted to be president"
"makes sense"
"yeah"
"yeah"
"yep"
"i have to tell you something"
"what eva"
"i adopted all your fans"
"what"
then trillions of kids popped out from the closet
but instead of being kids
they were teenage girls
who were on their phones
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