true life of frank gioia (crankthatfrank)

day 9>> paint meh face

3rd persons pov

"eva paint my face"

so she took a can of paint and threw it on him

he threw up gravy and did a double crossover backbend

"I MEANT ON A CANVAS"

"u didn't make that v clear"

a fan from the cabinet broke the door, stole $800 from franks wallet, and walked to hot topic while he was getting off the (are you) NASTY floor.

his body was permanently twisted three times around

"i like ur pepe shirt"

"its puke"

"oh"

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IM DYING

I HA