on an ugly wednesday, frank and eva were figuring out how to do their ABC's while twerking and eating rotten meat. "um I'm a vegan i do not approve of this nonsense!!!" one of Frank's fans screamed from the closet where frank came out of. lol coming out jokes. "SHUT UP CAROL I DIDNT ASK YOU DEFORMED MOOSE" Eva screamed like the bald eagle of the United States. "WHATS THE MATTER, GRANDMA? HAVE YOU BROKEN YOUR HIP?" Eva had literal steam coming out of her ears. "I WILL SACRIFICE YOUR SKULL TO MY PET ZUCCHINI NAMED GEORGE. HES LITERAL SATAN AND HE WILL SHOVE THINGS UP YOUR BUTT THAT YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW COULD FIT UP THERE." Eva screeched. "calm yourself"
"DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME LIKETHAT I HATE YOUR SMALL INTESTINE. IM MPVUNF OYT"
"ok"
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true life of frank gioia (crankthatfrank)
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