1 day eva came home && michelle was still there
so frnk threw a blanket on her and shoved her into the closet
"whut waz dat noise? WHY IS THUR A BB IN MAH HOUSE???" eva screeched, examining the babies Phan tee shirt
"YOU GAVE BIRTH? WITHOUT ME?" she screamed
"i um-"
"DO NOT GIVE ME ANY EXCUSES!!! YOU GAVE WATER BIRTH DIDNT YOU? WHOS THE FATHER?" she screamed at poor frank
"um, for one, I gave natural bi-"
"LET ME SPEAK!!!" eva yelled
michelle whipped and nae naed out of the bedroom
"WHAT IS MICHELLE OLLAMA DOING HERE?" she yodeled
"Im the father?" she questioned
"SHHHHHHHHE IS NOT. SHES PROBABLY HIGH OR SOMETHING" frank screamed, covering his tracks
oh no
hes in trouble
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true life of frank gioia (crankthatfrank)
Fanfictionthis is supposed to be a joke odshfs
