frank woke up and immediately went to eat some lung
JUST KIDDING, he woke up and went on his secret phan account on tumblr.
secretly, he was dating michelle Obama. whoops don't tell barack... or eva
he felt this sudden urge to buy a pregnancy test so he did
"HOLY GOATS MILK MICHELLE IM PREGGERS!" he yodeled as he broke down their bedroom door.
"we need a new door." michelle whispered.
"you should be on 16 and pregnant" she added.
"IM 21 OML HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT THAt???" frnk screamed
"wow are you on your period or something?" she asked, throwing a lamp at their magenta wall
don't ask why it's magenta.
"YOU DONT LISTEN DO YOU???? I JUST TOLD YOU IM PREGNANT! YOU KNOW IM NOT MENSTRUATING AT THE MOMENT! THAT WAS LAST WEEK" he yelled, flipping his fabulous galaxy hair
"anyways, what do you want for dinne-"
"SWEET POTATO"
"oh...um...okay"
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im bored af hi frank
YOU ARE READING
true life of frank gioia (crankthatfrank)
Fanficthis is supposed to be a joke odshfs
