"did you know music was created with the release of Burnin' Up by The Jonas Brothers in 2008?" frank asked Eva. one of franks fans crawled out of the bathroom, giving frank a death glare. "w-wh-what" frank asked. "stop using clickbait" she said fast and skedaddled back into the bathroom. "clickbait? I don't even like fish" Frank screamed. "Eva throw up on m-" then she regurgitated on his elbow. "thank u, i'll pay you in Swedish fish oreos later" frank screamed. "pls join pierce the veil, your talent blew me away" michelle Obama screeched from the rooftops.
"cartwheel for me, ollama" eva demanded. michelle layed down and fell asleep instead bc she was tired lmao
"we've been locked up in here since last year and we haven't even eaten" one of franks fans said
"i told you, eat your arm if you're hungry" frank said, stepping on her toe
"I've eaten everyones arms, what more do you want from me, woman???" she screamed
"MONEY"
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its not funny bye
also its super short sorry
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true life of frank gioia (crankthatfrank)
Fanfictionthis is supposed to be a joke odshfs
