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Paintbrush

Can't cook for shit.

An extremely talented artist. (Kinda cannon but we've never seen them paint anything other than the cobs portrait)

They're also bad at video games and absolutely lose their shit when they lose. 

I personally see them being androsexual (idk if that's an outdated term or not so correct me if I'm wrong but I just mean I see them being attracted to males)