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Tea Kettle

She has two kids. They're twins and they're tea cups. They're both adults that recently moved out and can take care of themselves which is why she's in no hurry to leave indefinite island, but she still feels maternal urges (?) even after they've left, which is why she's so motherly to Nickel and Balloon

Also please tell me I'm not the only one that thinks she sounds like Sheila Broflovski