Technoblade: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Technoblade: It's me.
Ranboo: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
Slimccle, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-
Sapnap: You saved me! Why?
Dream: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
George, to Dream: You have room temperature IQ.
Dream: What's room temperature IQ?
Sapnap: 73°.
Dream: Oh, okay.
Dream: How much is that in IQ?
Technoblade: "I lost a bet."
Technoblade: The second-most ominous phrase in existence.
Dream: What's the first?
Technoblade: "Let's make a bet."
George: Ladies, gentlemen and Dream, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Sapnap: A llama?
George: No.
Sapnap: A baby llama?
George: No!
Sapnap: A baby llama with a little hat on?
George: NO!
Dream: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Technoblade: ICARUS?
Dream: Technoblade, when's your birthday?
Technoblade: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Dream: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
Tubbo: I think my guardian angel drinks.
Technoblade: Wilbur , what if there are monsters?
Wilbur : Don't worry, we're top of the food chain.
Much later...
Technoblade, lying awake at night: I am the monster.
Tommy: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Wilbur : I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Technoblade: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Tubbo: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Philza : I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Tubbo: What does the doggy say? Bow wow.
Technoblade: What does the kitty say? Meow meow.
Wilbur : What does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Quackity: When I said bring me something back from the beach, I meant like a conch shell!
Sapnap: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Say that next time!
Quackity: Sapnap, can I ask you a question?
Sapnap: You just did.
Quackity: Okay, can I ask you two questions?
Sapnap: You just did.
Quackity, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!
Sapnap: You just did.
Quackity: When?!
Sapnap: Just now.
Dream: When I was a kid, Sapnap told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
George: They are!
Dream: FOR REAL?
George: No! Why did you fall for it again?
Tubbo, to Tommy: If you see Ranboo, give them this message *makes a neutral face*
Tubbo: They'll know what it means.
*later*
Tommy: oh, and Tubbo said to give you a message.
Tommy: *makes a neutral face*
Ranboo: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
Tubbo: Why would you do that?
Ranboo: Because I feel guilty.
Tommy: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
A/N - This book will be replacement when I have no time to whip up a chapter in one of my books. These days I'm busy writing like 3 books at the same time. Hold on for a new fic!!!
A/N - Hope you're having a wonderful and splendid day!!! Stay Safe and Be Happy!!! :3
