A/N - Look at this little man! Please give all credit of the art to the artist please!!!
Wilbur: *out cold on the ground*
Dream: Oh my god, do you think they're okay?!
Techno, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Wilbur's face*
Dream: Would you rather kill Wilbur, or—
Techno: Yes, kill them.
Dream: I didn't say the other thing—
Techno: I don't need to hear it.
Wilbur: ...I'm feeling a little unsafe.
Wilbur: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Phil: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Tommy: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Techno: What was the color called before then?
Dream: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
Dream: Hey, how did my phone break?
Phil: You were drunk yesterday.
Dream: And?
Tommy: You threw it.
Dream: Why?
Techno: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU!"
Dream: And why didn't you stop me?!
Wilbur: We were busy laughing our a--es off.
Wilbur: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??
Tommy: Y- you were putting it in cold water??
Dream: Wilbur. Answer the question, Wilbur.
Wilbur: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Wilbur: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?
Tommy: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
Dream: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Tommy: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Dream: It takes less than a minute.
Tommy: Is your stovetop powered by the f---ing sun???
Dream: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Tommy: Like seven minutes??
Phil: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!
Dream: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Phil? Your stove is enchanted!
Wilbur: Every single person here is a f---ing lunatic.
Techno: Do none of you own a f---ing kettle?!
Tubbo: Ranboo and I got married!!
Tommy: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
Dream , to Punz: We had a date!
Dream : *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
Punz: Don't worry, I have a permit.
Dream : ...This just says "I can do what I want".
Wilbur: Sorry I'm late, everyone! I broke down on the way.
Dream : Oh no! Is your car okay?
Wilbur: ...what car?
Wilbur: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Dream : That's great, Wilbur. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 f---ing years.
*Dream holding their baby*
Sapnap: Oh God, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
George: I know, I still am one of these.
Sapnap & Dream: *Playing video games*
George: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Sapnap: *silence*
Dream : *silence*
George, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Sapnap & Dream in shame: Yeah...
Dream: So, what is Sapnap to you?
George: The reason I wake up every morning.
Dream: ...That's adorable.
Sapnap earlier that morning, barging into George′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
Dream: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
George: Yes.
Dream: I love you.
George: It back.
*Later*
Sapnap: Why is Dream crying face-down on the floor?
George: How high are you?
Sapnap: Mm, I don't know how to say it in feet.
Dream: No, they're asking what drugs are you on.
Sapnap: Oh, antidepressants, why?
A/N - Hope you guys enjoyed this!!! Stay Safe and Be Happy!!! :3
