Purpled: You need to be more careful!
Tubbo, who was dragged into Purpled's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
Tubbo: If I run and leap at Ranboo, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Tubbo, running towards Ranboo: Coming in!
Ranboo: No! I'm holding coffee!
Ranboo: *Drops coffee and catches Tubbo*
Techno: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Dream: Aww, thanks-
Techno: That's not a good thing.
Dream: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
Dream: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Techno: Peonies, why?
Dream :
Techno: Were you going to get me flowers?
Dream :
Techno:
Dream : ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Dream: I love murder mysteries!
Techno, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
George: Is something burning?
Sapnap, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
George: Sapnap, the toaster is literally on fire.
Dream: Is something burning?
Sapnap: My burning love for you of course!
Dream: ...
Sapnap: ...
Sapnap: And the kitchen is on fire...
Niki, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Techno, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Phil, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Ranboo, trembling: What are we playing?!
Niki: I ran into Phil in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar.
Phil: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend?
Techno: Generic excuse.
Phil: I can't believe you said that out loud, to my face.
Techno: I can.
Techno: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Ranboo: What did you do?!
Techno: NOBODY DIED!
Ranboo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Techno: We need a plan to beat them.
Ranboo: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Techno:
Ranboo: Judge me all you want, I get results.
Tommy: Is five a lot of followers?
Tubbo : Depends on the context.
Tubbo : On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Tubbo : In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
Tubbo: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?
Tommy: Do it or you're straight.
Tubbo: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!
Niki: Do you have a self-care routine?
Jack: "Keep going b----" said to myself in different accents.
Mumbo: What do you want for breakfast, Grian ?
Grian : Gay Cheerios.
Mumbo: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
(LOOK WHO'S MADE AN APPEARANCE!!! Hermitcraft has joined the chat)
Grian: Are you an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Mumbo: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.
Grian: I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Joel: Well, on a good day, I'm both.
Jimmy: God, I love Grian.
Joel: Yeah, you f---ing better.
Taurtis: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Grian!
Grian: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Mumbo: Do you take constructive criticism?
Grian: Not without crying
Joel: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Lizzy: That's great, Joel. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 f---ing years.
Joel: Do you love me?
Lizzy: We're literally married.
Joel: Yeah, but as friends or—
A/N - Hi! Hope ya'll are doing well! Stay Safe and Be Happy!!!
A/N-Please give all credit of the art to the artist. Cause it ain't mine. I just think it's pretty. :3
