Sharing is Caring....

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A/N - Omg this little comic is so cute! Please give all credit of the art to the artist please!!!

Grian: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Taurtis: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear s---.

Xisuma: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Keralis: The dishes.
Xisuma: Wh-
Keralis: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

Xisuma: Can you keep a secret?
Keralis: Do you know anything about my life?
Xisuma: No, I don't. Good point.

Doc: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Ren: I almost died.
Doc: That... was my favorite memory.

Doc: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.
Ren: What?
Doc: Good luck.

Jimmy: Slash gamemode creative.
Mumbo: Dude, this isn't Min-
Jimmy: *starts levitating*

Jimmy, upon learning how Mumbo did a magic trick: So you're not magic?
Mumbo: Well, not really.
Jimmy: You're just a liar.

Dream: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

Dream: Why do humans have different blood groups?
Sapnap: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

Dream: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
George: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It's 2am!
Dream: Mean.

Dream: You know what they say: you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.

Puffy: Okay, two person huddle.
Niki: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

Ranboo: Hello friends!
The Syndicate:
Ranboo: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling

Puffy: Are you good?
Niki: In what sense?
Puffy: Generally.
Niki: Oh, definitely not.

Tommy: Tubbo, I am questioning your sanity...
Ranboo: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

Ranboo: *aggressively throws pencil at Tommy*
Ranboo, deadpan: Oh no. I've been stabbed. I've been impaled.

Ranboo: There is no i in happyness...
Tubbo: There is if you f---ing spell it right.

Ranboo: I wanna be a mercenary!
Purpled, a mercenary: What the f--- do you want this s--- for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their F---ING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I'M DEAD INSIDE!
Ranboo: Man, I want some of that in my life!

Tommy: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.
Ranboo:
Ranboo: Tommy, are you alright?
Tommy: *sobs*

Techno: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Dream: Because your toast would get soggy!

Techno, looking at a selfie of Dream's: I hate this photo.
Dream: I'm cute as f--- in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Techno: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something.
Dream: Up to kindness.

A/N - Hi guys! Hope you enjoyed this chapter!!!

A/N - Stay Safe and Be Happy!!!        :3

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