A/N - Hope you guys enjoy this!!!! Credi tot artist please!!! :3
Skeppy: Remain CALM! *slaps a6d multiple times*
Skeppy: This was almost a great idea.
Bad : You just described 90% of our stuff.
Bad : So a6d, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
a6d: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Bad : Oo! Okay, what are we having?
a6d: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Bad : A whole potato?
a6d: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Bad : These just look like big slabs of black.
a6d: Because that's what they are!
a6d: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Bad : These are just chocolate chips?
a6d: They sure are!
a6d: And then for drinks, we have toast!
a6d: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!
Bad : Last week, a6d tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
Sapnap: How do Dream and George usually get out of these messes?
Bad : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Sapnap: We call that a traumatic experience.
Sapnap, turning to Bad : Not a "bruh moment".
Sapnap, turning to George: Not "sadge".
Sapnap, turning to Dream: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
George: You're just being paranoid. Again.
Dream: When have I been paranoid?
George: Um, when you first met Sapnap you thought they were an undercover cop...?
Dream: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
George: And last year you were sure Bad was a mermaid!
Dream: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Dream's theory is proven wrong*
George: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Dream: I still think Bad is a mermaid.
Bad : You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Dream: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Bad : That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Dream: But I heard a siren.
George: That was Sapnap.
Sapnap: Sorry, I got nervous.
Dream: *Gasp*
Bad : wHAT??
Dream: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Bad : *inhales*
Sapnap, in another room with George: Why can I hear screeching?
Tubbo, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Ranboo, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Tommy, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Purpled, appalled: Call the exorcist.
Tubbo: Why am I the bad guy?
Ranboo: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Tubbo: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Tommy: ...
Tommy: What a stupid quote.
Tommy: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
Philza, to Tommy and Wilbur: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your rooms, and you will find it.
Tommy: Tubbo likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.
Tubbo: Don't stay up all night, Tommy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
Quackity: This is a bad idea.
Slimccl: Then why are you coming along?
Quackity: Someone has to get your injured-self home.
Slimccl: School sucks.
Quackity: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
Slimccl: What are jobs like?
Quackity: They suck.
Tommy: How does one turn their emotions off?
Drista: Okay, so first go to settings.
Drista: I'm an idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.
Tommy: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?
Tommy: I know one person who finds me funny!
Drista: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Tommy: Okay then I'm out.
Dream: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?
Drista: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.
