Tommy: Change is inedible.
Wilbur: Don't you mean inevitable?
Tommy, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn't.
Phil: Are you an F5 key? Because that a-- is refreshing.
Kristen: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Phil: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Kristen: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Phil: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Techno: Everything will be ok. You can't stop it.
Techno: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Punz: What the f--- kind of pep talk is that?
Techno: Ominous positivity.
Dream: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
Techno: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
Tubbo: Yeah, I don't like people.
Tommy: Oh, well now that's not fair Tubbo. Have you met all of them?
Tubbo: I've met enough of them. People. What a bunch of b------s!
Tommy: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Tubbo: Ranboo, my husband!
Ranboo: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Tubbo: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Tubbo: I love you.
Ranboo: How many people have you said that to?
Tubbo: Everyone.
Ranboo: What?
Tubbo: I told everyone that I love you.
Dream: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Techno: Unless you're home alone.
Dream : Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger.
Techno: Punt like football.
Wilbur: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Dream : Wow. They sound stupid.
Wilbur: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Dream : Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Wilbur: I guess you're right. Hey Dream , I love you.
Dream : See! Just say that!
Wilbur: Holy f---ing s---.
Dream : If that flies over their head then, sorry Wilbur, but they're too dumb for you.
Wilbur: Dream.
*Wilbur is talking about their past*
Wilbur: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Techno: Wilbur, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
Dream : Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Wilbur: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.
Techno, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.
Tommy: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Purpled, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Tommy, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
Tommy, shooing Purpled away: Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area.
Tommy: If you aren't someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living?
Tommy: Purpled you can't move in with Ranboo.
Purpled: Why not?
Tommy: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
Purpled: I'm not wearing makeup right now.
Tommy: Holy crap, you're beautiful.
A/N - pLEASe send all credit of the cute adorable art to the artist.
A/N - You guys will stay safe. You have to. You guys will be happy. You have no choice.
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