Greg universe x (female) reader

Let me drive my "van" into your "heart"

I was walking home from work as Batman's assistant when I bumped into a strange figure.

"O-oh my I'm so sorry, I wasn't l-looking, it's a-all m-y fa-fault."

The person turned around and I got to see their sexy face

The man opened his mouth "It's ok sweetheart, hey babe how bout you come over to my van bbg?" He says along with a seductive wink.

"O-ok, wh-what's your n-n-name?"

The man stares right into my eyes and speaks "the names Greg..Greg Universe"

Wait...Greg universe, as in the singer Greg Universe!? I went to almost all his shows I had a major crush on him

"Didn't you make the song "let me dri-"

The man interrupted me mid speech

"Drive my van into your heart"? Yeah that's me"

"Oh wow Im a huge fan I have all your songs on vinyl"

The man has a confused look on his face "but I didn't have Vinyl I was too broke, how did you manage to get that?"

"I have my ways" I say as I seductively wink

"Well anyways follow me" the man takes my very sweaty hand and leads the way to his van

*time skip

"So this is the famous van"

"Yup"

"Mrs. Universe is so lucky to have such a nice van"

The man has a awkward look on his face "their is no miss universe, she's gone, it's just me and my son"

"Do you ever got lonely mr. Universe?"

Greg looks into my eyes again "at times..."

"Are you feeling lonely right now Greg?"

"Not anymore"

Out of nowhere our faces collide we start making out

He kisses my eye ball and it falls out, he eats the eye ball.

"Yummy"