Greg universe x (female) reader

Give me my ball back

I had the best night with Greg, we kissed and he ate my eyeball...WAIT I NEED MY EYE BACK

I look to my left and I see Greg fast asleep aww he's so cutee

I don't want to wake him up...

I take my pinky finger and slowly stick it up his tight anus, I feel the ball I tug on it....

Oops wrong ball, embarrassed I gently put his ball sack down and continue the search for my eye ball

I feel the ball, I try to take it out but it's stuck, I have no choice but to put my whole hand in his anus

After what felt like hours (it was only 10 minutes) I get the eye ball

As soon as I get the eye ball out Greg wakes up

"Y-y-yn are you still here?"

Greg has such a hawt morning voice

"Yeah greggy I'm still here"

"Good, hey y/n do you wanna get some donuts"

"Yeah sure babe"

*time skip

Greg got the first donut of the day and I got the second one, Greg's was a rainbow sprinkle donut while mine was a nice vanilla glazed donut.

I take a bite...

"This is the best fucking donut ever, who made this" I say with a full mouth

Greg swallows is donut before speaking. "I know right there the best donuts in town ..normally Sadie or Lars makes them but, with Sadie gone with her band at tour and Lars out in space and sometimes at the bakery, we normally just have gems from little homeworld volunteer to do jobs, I'll ask to see who made this"

Greg walks up to the cashier

"Hey garnet did you make these donuts?"

I guess the cashiers name is garnet

The gem speaks "no. Bluebird is the maker of the holes"

When the name bluebird was spoken from the tall gems mouth Greg froze all he did was caress his hair in a weird manner

I decide to walk up to Greg and speak to the cashier

"Can I meet bluebird, I really love this donut"

"BLUEBIRD. COME."

A short gem walks in from the employees only door

" what is it now garnet?"

Ew, its British

"A costumer wants to speak to you"

The small chef looks at me then Greg

"My dad is that you?!, almost didn't recognize you with that hair"

Greg nervously chuckles, he's obviously uncomfortable

"Greg your her dad?"

"What, Y/N no, it's a um long story. Maybe I'll tell you on a different occasion. I think I'll finish my donut"

Greg walks back to the corner to eat his donut

"Well I just wanted to say your cooking is great umm. Bye"

"Pip pip Cherrio mate"

I walk back to Greg

"Hey Greg let's get out of here"

"Alright sweetheart"

Greg throws the rest of his donut in his mouth and eats it

We walk to the beach

*one hour later

Greg and I have been sitting at the beach for what seems like an eternity, we shared no words we only held hands

Greg then looks up at me

"Y/N your an amazing person and well I've only known you for a little bit but-"

Greg was interrupted by a volleyball hitting me in the head
"Youch!"

"Y/n are you ok?"

"Yeah I'm fine, what were you saying greg?"

"Yeah, so Y/N will you-"

*ring ring

It's my phone

"Sorry Greg one sec it's work"

"Hey Batman what's going on"

"Y/N we must go fight crime get in the bat-Bugatti, collot from beaststars has come back from the dead"

"Oh no Batman, I'll be there quick"

"Greg I'm so sorry I have to go fight crime"

"It's ok babe you do that"